Get a life first, honey, before y'all can talk 'bout it,
I'm drunk. Will prolly do a lotta typos. Forgive me, please.
Seeing how your drunk I guess I can say anything I want, you won't remember.
I'm full.
You just wish!!!
No comment.
It's good that you are taking your lawyers advice.
I still have to do all my Christmas shopping.
You haven't bought that gift yet?
I wear a lot of green.
Are you green with envy?
I was a baaaaad girl on this thread earlier today. <snickering>
Gave cjhsa his sores, did you?
I'm getting my eyes checked today.
Can't you get colored contacts like a normal person?
I think those Red Hat Society ladies are disgusting.
You'll be one soon.
I don't wear hats.
How do you cover your bald spot?
I like leather gloves.
What other leather items do you like?
I'm horny.
Go ride your exercise bike.
I watched Monday Night Football last night.
"Go ride your exercise bike?" Is that what you tell your girfriend when you want to watch the game?
Time for a manicure.
Again, you b*?
I'm thirsty.
Congrats on being sober enough to remember the day of the week.
I got almost the same prescription as last year.
Having another Herpes outbreak?
I'm still horny.
When aren't you?
My keyboard is gross.
And why is that? hahahaaha
I always am.
Naked and on your back?
I think I need a new keyboard.
Are you to cheap to do so?
I like to spend.
