Try brushing once in a while.
I'm cold.
Obviously, the outhouse isn't heated.
My cursor is going nuts.
is it trying to run away from you, like the rest of us?
i got a flat on both front and back wheels of my bicycle. dangit.
Try dieting.
I should have left by now.
you should have left a looooong time ago.
i should have been writing since early morning.
Right after you did your walk of shame.
I think I need a new electric razor.
Gorillas often do.
I'm leaving.
Finally!
I'm eating chocolate.
Well, your complexion couldn't get any worse.
I need more light in my office.
And more lightbulbs in your head.
Root beer is good.
No one ever said you had champagne tastes.
It's going to be a long week.
Coming out of the closet?
My skin is pink.
Booze effects?
I'm seeing nice pictures.
They'll go away as you sober up.
Anyone for a game of Uno?
Why don't you play with yourself?
It's awfully cold today.
always no girl to warm you up?
how cold it is in °C?
It depends who's "C" you referring to.
I'm guessing my "C" is about 98.6..............in the shade.
As compared to 101.5....... in the act.
I have a dilemma.
Put cream on the sores, they'll eventually clear up. Use a rubber next time.
I'm going to watch "Hero" with Jet Li soon.
Why don't you watch "Porn" with Some Young Girl?
Such is life.
