But also alone.
I have to build the stand for my TV today.
Stacking up a couple of boxes really isn't building, but it will probably take you all day.
I think all my Christmas shopping is done.
You bought only a wreath (not even the red ribbon)
Time to go to bed.
Only wusses go to bed.
I painted my ceiling today.
Now your wife can't count the cracks in the ceiling when you're having sex; poor dear's gonna be bored to death. Oh my god, Tico's a necrophiliac!
I have to clean up a spill in the kitchen.
You shouldn't masterbate in the kitchen .... that's not healthy.
Water is so good after a workout.
Try bathing in it for a change.
I'm a procrastinator.
To think thats one of your better qualities.
I'm listening to some good jazz.
What would you know about good jazz?
I'm rocking to the oldies.
Gegorian Chant isn't normally referred to as "oldies."
My family had our Christmas portrait taken today.
Like this world needs another pic of the Adams Family!
My eyes are burning.
Nobody cares.
Ever watch Northern Exposure?
No, only stupid people watch that.
I don't watch t.v. that much.
Sesame Street could help with your literacy problem.
Chevis is the best scotch in my book.
I'll bet you have a thick book.
I don't drink.
I'll bet your husband does.
I haven't been hunting yet this year.
You chase women don't you? Same thing.
I'm not married funny boy! So that insult dosen't count.
Comes as no surprise.
I have flat feet.
So do I, can't say anything.
I have to go out.
Obviously, since you have no indoor plumbing.
I have a toothache.
