While your watching it, make sure you stop masturbating before it starts to bleed this time!
I am unable to think of anything clever to say right now.
When were you ever able to say anything clever?
I can never find anything really funny on TV.
Maybe you should sit on it?
I started a new scarf today
Oh my God! What color is it? Who's it for? Wool? Synthetic? Cabled? Oh wait... I forgot that I DON'T CARE!
Big day taking the kiddo to the zoo tomorrow.
Going to visit your relatives in the monkey section, are you?
I am going to sleep in tomorrow.
What are you going to sleep in, a dumpster?
I have been awake for an hour.
you better sleep (for us)
I just finished lunch.
Do you mean that you just killed it, or just finished eating it? You always seem to skip that "cooking" step in between.
I have work off today.
and yesterday, and the day before yesterday, and all the other days.
I never cook.
So eat ****!
I'm going out tonight.
as every night! Along wich street do you work?
My fireplace is very hot by now.
Does it blow as much hot air as you?
I just ate a crab rangoon.
You mean after you blew it?
I painted a wall today.
Sad to think that it adds excitement to your life when you have paint that you can watch dry.
I can't get this stupid L2TP VPN to work when my laptop is behind a NAT firewall.
That was your 1000th post on A2K, making you a Seasoned Member, and that was the best you could do?
My laptop's fan makes strange noises.
Maybe you should stop masturbating while it is sitting on your lap.
I just fixed my internet connection.
Did you jiggle the phone line?
It's a dreary day in chicago.
because you are hanging around there!
Night is coming here.
What else is cuming Francis?
I'm not, how sad.
Next time I'll be in the US, I'll make you, like mad.
Cuming is everyday.
