Does he have to pee on the carpet to get your attention?
I should go back to searching for a good cell phone plan instead of playing here.
Good idea, and don't rush back here.
My knee hurts.
Working 'overtime' again?
My brothers surround sound is SO LOUD!
He's probably trying to get you to leave.
I'm in the mood for a good movie.
Can't leave the pornos alone, can you?
My ceiling fan is dusty.
Isn't everything dusty in that shitbox you call a home?
I gave you that cool snowmobile on the movie thread, didn't I? Wasn't that nice of me?
That piece of junk never worked!
But, it's all blue potatoes to me.
Blue Potatoes? What kind of moron says something like that? You must be a moron! :cool:
You guys should check out the first couple pages of this thread. I didn't think it was going to get past the second page. Ha! And now look where it is! I'm a genius!
You're not a genius, you just have nothing better to do with your time than think up interesting things for the rest of us to do.
Smoking is bad for your health.
You should talk. You know with that cigar in your mouth, you look like a movie star...Lassie, takin' a ****!
Tomorrow I have to do my laundry. What a pain in the ass that's going to be. I have like 25 pounds of laundry to do!
Is it that time of the year already?
I love cherry Hostess Fruit Pies.
I think you love them a little too much. Please control yourself, you freak!
I have a wooden pinkie toe.
Some poor doctor had to touch your feet?
I have a wind-proof Zippo.
Yeah, it matches your wind-up brain, jackass! (Yeah, I know, that doesn't even make sense! But guess what? You're still a jackass!)
I used to smoke Cherry Middleton cigars. A pack a day.
Only pusses smoke flavored cigars.
I need a larger humidor.
You need a larger vocabulary.
I am the leader of a very popular jugband. We do the moose lodge circuit.
Let me guess: you're the warm up band for the saw bow player?
I can kick a soccer ball 75 miles per hour.
SUV polo. Cool.
I'm going to bed.
Only wusses go to bed.
I gargle with hydrogen peroxide every morning.
Does that get the taste of semen out of your mouth?
Time to go watch the show I taped.
