That's a sign of early senility.
I am going to take some painkillers.
I told them not to let you out of rehab.
Apparently I never get tired of this game.
You always loved dirty things!
I'm coming to work.
Your co-workers are already trying to hide from you.
My eyes are closing.
Go to bed, NOW!
The weather is grey.
Matches your complexion.
I need some water.
You better, after all that booze!
But my mood is fine!
Everyone else thinks it's ugly.
My keyboard is sticking.
Messy eater.
I just woke up.
It's alive! ALIVE!
I need some caffeine.
What you need is not caffeine, but a fountain of smart!
My sister had a baby this morning! I'm an uncle!
I would have congratulated you if you could spell morning correctly.
After a long time, I am staying at home tonite
(congrats Uncle BigD)
Done'em all in London already, huh?
Most gracious, thank you, prince!
Suck-up.
I'm about to head for lunch.
I think you forgot the word "give".
I just ate - fish.
Now you have better breath!
I fed the dogs.
Dogs are undignified, needy and whiny. In other news, your avatar fits you beautifully.
I prefer cats.
Cats dont prefer you.
I fed the cats either.
I understand, neither.
I didn't read your location until after I wrote the insult, but whatever.
(Hey, Tico, a Frenchman!)
If you did more reading you might actually know something.
My dog keeps barking.
