Great idea, fatty.
I just got back from italian class.
How do you say "Pecker Head" in Italian.
I wish I spoke that lingo.
Vaffanculo!
I've got pretty almond shaped eyes.
It would also be great if you could speak english.
My neck kinda hurts tonight.
Stop blowing the teacher for extra credit.
Should be sleeping.
Eternally.
Something's wrong with my face.
As if we can actually tell with the 3 lbs of make up you use to disguise.
I've got a bruise on my right arm.
Jello Wrestling for money again.
I have something in my eye.
Never opt for a facial at a beauty parlor where they're shooting porn.
Maybe I should self-censor a little more.
Maybe you should self-terminate... as of LONG ago.
What time is it?
Time for you to get lost.
I think I'm going to bed now.
I hope the bed bug bites you!
I think I'm going to sleep too.
Only wusses go to sleep.
I think I'll have another cuppa joe.
Only fruits drink tea.
A cup of green tea sounds nice.
Has it been talking to you?
I've got to break some bad habits.
Nun beater!
I am up too late.
And showing up uninvited.
My eyes are tired.
Watching all those cartoons is a strain.
I think I need a new watch.
Why? You have nowhere to go.
I need a new tie.
