Nah. I never wish for anything except for Emily Bronte to appear in my dreams lying on a grassy bank idly trailing her hand in the stream watching the minnows swim in between her fingers on a summer afternoon and the skylarks rising into the sky singing love's own sweet song.
It actually constitutes a heavy work-load for those who's pockets it is setting on fire. I've heard of some who actually squeeze into a 747 for a ten hour long agony and risk a border official seeking a peep up their fundaments. The whole operation, which I will forbear describing on this occasion, is very stressful and that's a bad thing the scientists say. And strange beds are ghastly. Everything they do looks very hard work.
Why can't they rest quietly in their rooms playing on the internet?
It's called broadening the horizons for knowledge and experience.
The plane flights are quite acceptable, a few drinks, meal, sexy hostess's,
and your own private television screen with a score of channels to pick from. It's quite normal to sleep for five or six hours after the meal. Nice hotel suite, maid, room service, (internet if you want it). Then after a shower and changing into summer clothes in the middle of January to walk out into brilliant warm sunshine, temperatures around the 90f mark and a couple of cold beers from a pavement bar.
Don't you think that is a far better life than trying to get warm in your dump of a low life ale house, listening to all the saps moaning about the bands of illegal immigrants swimming the English Channel to get to us?
No. Although I do like to travel to tropical climates for a change of scenery and temp., I had so much fun tonight in an ale house. I went to my new local and took part in their literary quiz. We came in second. But we won both bonus rounds (famous paintings and their artists and twenty man-made wonders of the worlds) so our team won two rounds of drinks.
Can you believe that one of the rounds was called Kate and Dylan, which at first we thought was about the landlords (who were named Kate and Dylan) and we thought - oh God - we're at such a disadvantage because we just moved here and we don't know anything about them - but it was about Kate Bush and Bob Dylan - so we ended up winning the round.
I just got Bob's new album today. I think I'm gonna like it - have you heard it yet?
Of course I have. If you go on You Tube you can see a live version of Romance in Durango.
Did you usually cop off after the quiz rituals have finished or do you melt back into the night?
What does cop off mean? Tonight I stayed up and called a few people in the US. That's why I'm still awake.
Do you know how hard it is to stay awake long enough so you can call people during what is mid to late evening for them - but what is the middle of the night for you - when you have to be at work the next day at 8:45? (And now of course, I'm wide awake).
What do you think of his record? I like his voice on this one.
The phrase 'to cop off' means you scored with a fellow, he was being nosey as usual and wanted to know if you were having nooky on the back seats of a Ford Fiesta down some quiet country lane, or perhaps he was seeking to find out if you had been dogging for the voyeurs, a lot of it goes on down in your neck of the woods.
Yes the new Zimmerman album is good. The guy is quite an artiste and deserves admiration, great poet too.
I am just taking a break at present, it is a beautiful day up north and I am confined to catching up with my paperwork, we could do with a few dry days right now, I have a great deal of outside work to catch up on.
Just as a point of interest, do you text people in the States?
No, I don't text anybody
When was the last time you copped off in a car?
March or April this year, it was an enjoyable experience too.
Do you enjoy sex in out of the way places?
Who said I enjoy sex? (Good morning, gorgeous)
Do you ever wear pink shirts?
You must be joking, I wouldn't even give one a second look.
Blue/White/Yellow/Black/Striped, never ever, ever, pink. (I bet Spendi does)
I was under the impression that all women enjoy sex, all the women I know do, could I be wrong in this sphere?
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Of course even you could be wrong! Men certainly seem to have sex on the brain more than women do, don't you think? You never see women's threads so taken up with this topic.
Do you prefer rowing or canoeing?
Women have a tendency to be conniving little devils, they all love sex, its natural, but if they play on the issues and make men think they are doing them a favour, it's beneficial to them, you already know that though Mame!!
I prefer a canoe, rowing can be rather tedious.
don't you think John the Baptists head on a silver platter say's a great deal about women?
It's a theory shari.
"The last rasping gasp of the mantis's groom." Bill Greenwell.(English amateur poet who appeared often in the Literary Review poetry competition winners list when Auberon Waugh (RIP) was editor.)
Are you an idealist?
No, I'm a realist. That's why sex occupies my mind (like most women, if they were honest) just as much as a man. Unlike Salome, though, I don't demand the head.
Does intellegence make you a better bed-buddy?
I don't know, I'll have to ask my husband
Do you like having company stay over at your house?
I don't allow it and nor do I impose myself on others in that way.
Don't women think about money and presents most?
Money and presents? LMAO. NO! They probably think most about the damn errands and chores they have to do.
Do you have many friends?
Too many I often think. Maybe not so much friends as acquaintances, I have met so many interesting people in my life, I keep in touch with the best, as I see them. Usually it turns into a business footing. As for knock on the door, can I come in friends, I am very cautious here, they tend to create problems, want you to listen to all their cares and woes, spread gossip. Want to follow you on vacation periods and there is always that, my car has a puncture, could you help me.....
The real, real friends are people I never hardly ever see, maybe a phone call or e-mail or a text once every eighteen months or so, but we go back a long way, so if I received a call for assistance from hell for one of these people, I would go, and I know they would do the same for me. We share knowledge that is so privy to ourselves that we need to be friends.
What destination and type of resort would be your personal choice for a holiday?
