I would say tittery-mellow. I usually titter from about the end of the second pint until I go to sleep due to having seen one, or quite often a few, exhibitions of some novel absurdity. Late night A2K plays a part most nights.
What's the latest you have ever stayed up on A2K?
Trust an oink of a parrot faced wazzock to come out with such a ridiculous question.
As if it matters when no body really cares!
Are you still getting knocked about by those egg heads on the ID thread?
Not a chance pal.
Have you been away?
Kinda...
didn't you notice?
I noticed. In fact more than one lady has gone missing while Mathos has been away.
I thought he might have been called upon to fulfill his promises.
Could there be anything in my suspcions.?
Yes, absurdity
What have you been up to?
All sorts of silly things, it is good to be back home for a while though, but then again, I am looking forward to going away again.
Do all women swim with their mouths wide open?
Yes, of course they do. Don't know why you felt you had to ask.
Do you eat headcheese?
Yes, of course they do. Don't know why you felt you had to ask.
Do you eat headcheese?
I probably do or would if it was something edible in the cheese range.
Do you like gorgonzola cheese melted onto a nice piece of frying ham?
I prefer gorgonzola on a fresh piece of baguette with basalmic vinegar.
What size shoes do you wear?
Ten
What are your vital statistics?
5'2" and that's all you're getting...
do you have a pet?
I have one dog left, and when she passes on that will be the last.
Have you ever swam in the golf course lake?
No, there's no lakes on our golf courses...
How often do you cut your toenails, on average?
No idea, probable once a month but when out East I have regular pedicures and manicures along with the fancy massages on offer.
Have you ever had a Thai massage?
No. And I don't fancy one either. I'm a bloke.
Men having pedicures. Sheesh!
Whatever will they think up next?
Probably pubic hair dying, perming and blow drying.
Would you entertain a salon of that nature?
Not if you were entitled to the treatment under the sex discrimination legislation. I would only entertain such a suggestion on condition that the clients washed their hair in dew gathered by elves whilst they were asleep.
Are you money mad?
No, I am not money mad at all!
It's a tool, nothing more, if you put a few million in the bank or into investments and juggle with it, you can live a nice life style. However, it was as much if not more fun when I was younger and trying to make it, every hour was a challenge.
You should know it is impossible to buy happiness, the best pleasures in life are obtained through the basics of endurance. The challenges you encounter or even make for yourself sort out the wheat from the chaff.
It is however good to have a feeling of security around you, we all know that as well, and you can't get security from zilch.
Do you wish you were a MILLIONAIRE?