Not you Mame, your a sexy little Angel, (not a little girl), have you heard that pompous pillock ranting?
To whom are you referring? I do hope you're not talking about Spendius.
Is there any living soul on these threads apart from that Yorkshire Tyke, who could be addressed with such articulate detail??
Do you ever cut the guy any slack?
I don't doubt he deserves everything I throw at him, do you?
Maybe he does and maybe he doesn't. It does seem that he is trying awful hard to keep me in line...it should be commended should it not?
(Thank you for sticking up for me by the way Mathos...how have you been?)
He's been watering some plants Mamie.
Had you not heard?
Not any old plants of course.
Only his own plants.
You can bet they are exotic plants of his own choosing.To reflect his taste and discernment.
Over the fence there are millions of plants all parched and gasping.
Is he watering them?
Not bloody likely.
He's watering his own ego. Just the snobby plants.
Spendius - Defender of 'everyman'. I like it.
Do you water plants at all? (Let me guess, you even water the weeds before you pull them).
Yes indeed. I was out at 7.30 watering the pots along the walk.
Do you adore gardening?
Now Clary - you must already know the answer to that question.
We haven't spoken to each other in such a long time. Wouldn't a more appropriate question be: What's new? of How ya been? Something along those lines?
It would be if I could be sure it was YOU who would answer! As you know, the last altercation on this thread that I was involved in was about questions being too person-specific. So anyway
Are you still living in the west country?
No. I lived there for a short while many moons ago.
Why do people water plants when to do such a thing runs contrary to sound Darwinian scientific principles and weakens the species of the plant being watered by propping up artificially those specimens which are not fit enough to survive an itsy-bitsy heatwave and thus breed the weakness into the species.
(Economic watering excepted of course)
That's why I only water the pots, which are unnatural to start with. The rest of the garden can take its chances.
Do you shun the sun as you get older?
I love bathing in the Sun at the dawn to fuel my body with the much needed Vitamin D. However, at other times, I try to avoid it as melanin is not my friend.
Do you believe in the Supernatural?
I'd rather like to.. actually I believe it's all natural, just not discovered yet.
Are you fond of cooking?
Ack,no. Especially because mum's trying like hell to teach it to me. You're grown up yada yada, you'll be married some time from now yada yada. heh.
Do you like to dance?
How old fashioned can mums be??!! What you need to do is get yourself a good enough job/husband so that you need never cook again!
I like Five Rhythms dance, free and easy.
Have you had any supernatural experiences?
Not till now, unfortunately. But, I would love to have for sure. I want my first novel to be horror.
Do you think that there is a way to put a stop to terrorism?
