As everybody knows I do it a lot.
Wanna play there?
No thanks Frannie.Cal plays that and she's always telling me off in a very superior tone and it gets me frustrated because she's so far away and what with my having no experience of tourist sights I would be getting told off all the time.
Are you the best on there?
No, I'm not! Plus, I haven't played for a while there, as it is
time consuming. So this is the best entrance for you spendius,
go for it!!
You can handle google images, can't you?
Not really.I know I did it once with that photo on the Orient Express of that young lady in the frilly nightie gazing pensively out of the window with an open book resting on the knee that was highest up but I had a BT expert showing me how to url and I've forgotten how he did it.I wasn't concentrating on what he was saying.
Are any Google images allowed?As tourist attractions I mean.
We don't look for tourist attractions, spendius, as these are
usually easy to spot. The unspoken rule is: look for something unusual but from google image, so others can find it eventually.
Think you can do that?
No spendius, and your manner of issuing bombastic insults, swiftly covered with questions of 'I have gone far enough' is quite amusing, beware Yorkie, this guy can seek and locate, I don't think you would be amused should I visit you one evening, do you?
I most certainly agree to that Mathos.I should imagine non-plussed is my most likely response rather than amused.
However,to answer Cal and get back to the real world rather than that of feverish fantasy,I think I do know a few unusual attractions on Google but I'm not that confident that others would thank me for finding them and laying them out for their scrutiny.
Did you know that the bottle-nosed whale that sought sanctuary in the Thames has sadly passed away?
Yes I am aware of that tragedy, however, I was pleased to see the care and genuine interest taken by so many over these past few days.
It is heartwarming don't you think?
Yes it is.
A pure Faustian motivation.We break our necks to get a whale back on the track of freedom;of blowin' in the wind.
If only they would do what we tell them.It's sad.
What do you think of the Liberal Democrats spokeman on economic affairs being caught in a three in a bed rent boy outrage?
Yes I was aware of it, spendius, and indeed it is heartwarming, Mathos. Quite unusual place to find a whale. We're fortunate
to see them (whales) migrate south around this time of the
year. Sometimes they're visible from the shorelines,
other times one needs to take a boat to see the spectacle.
Ever been so one of the sea world attractions?
No, I rather view teaching porpoises, whales and dolphins to jump through hoops etc as being irrational if not cruel.
I have however been fortunate enough to see some beautiful creatures of the deep and other in their natural habitat which is obviously where they belong.
Why do we take the opinion that we have the right to incarcerate wild life ?
I haven't.But I've seen them on the television appliance and I don't like the look of that lot who live underwater.They have a funny look in their eye.And those with long encircling tentacles would grab you if they could.Or sting you or something else horrible.The whole thing is off putting I feel.And all they do is swim up and down or float about aimlessly.
Don't you get bored after 3/4 of a microsecond?
Beg pardon Mathos-
I was answering Cal.
On your question don't you think it's a bit patronising going to look at these evil monsters of the deeps in "their natural habitat".
What's the point of that?
I don't know the point of that, but humans in general are
ignorant and most often cruel towards animals.
I never get bored. Do you?
Yeah.I love it.I like being bored out of my mind.It's the only time I can think straight.If you're not bored it means your minds engaged on something interesting like mowing the lawn or going to sea worlds and it can't work anything out.Not being bored is a bit like being comatose in my view.
Have you never stared into space for ages and ages?
That's the only way to solve the problems of the universe.
Do you ever feel like packing up and taking off to parts unknown?
Not only felt like it, but done it on various occasions. It's good to push the envelope from time to time.
Do you feel like a plate of sausage and mash?
I was able to anno BC (before child) but today I don't
have the luxury to just stare into space and do absolutely
nothing and get bored. Now, mowing the laws would be
utterly boring to me though.
Do you like working in the garden?
oops, I waited too long.
I wouldn't know how a plate of sausage and mash feels
like.
What kind of feeling is that?
Warm, a bit boring, and rather stodgy. Do you feel like that?
