yes and no. I/we may be fascinating, but isn't ther something else we could converse about? (... Unless, of course you have some pressing matter to ask me.)
Oh Dev's don't tempt me !!
Re: Questions Game
Silly me!
Why was I under the impression I was reading the Chronicles of Mathos?
I doubt it.You might have the impression that you were reading Mathos's version of the Chronicles of Mathos but such things are often rendered in sepia tones and soft focus with Rachmaninov compositions overlaid and have nothing to do with the real time chronicles of his phallicness which are probably quite mundane although possibly interesting to other tourists and stud wannabees as a jumping off point for their own braggadacio on the principle of "I'll listen to your drivel if you'll listen to mine."
Do your kneecaps ever vibrate?
Only during the rutting season.
Do you have any really interesting info to pass on?
Much more than your receiving from that tyke spendius {lower key's and all}
There are times when his ramblings have as much to do with the reality of the thread as do Popeye, Rin Tin Tin and Freeman, Hardy & Willis. I do wonder, many times if the oink is actually part of this planet. I notice with mirth his volt-faced attitude to several earlier statements he has issued in the quagmires of his senile and mentally deranged meanderings. The esoteric values of the privileged few must be in fits of hysteria at his diversities. Where on earth does this clown originate from, perhaps he should have spent longer in the womb. I rather think the midwife held him up and smacked his face, consequently he has been talking through his arse ever since.
Do you think we should elect him a privileged or honorary position within the confines of A2K?
As a true conservative one would prefer to "emerge".Elections are a trifle common one feels.
Do you not agree?
How on earth could I possibly agree with a Yorkshireman, we spent 400 years keeping you on the right side of the Pennines and still you harass us.
Do you think we should bring back drawing and quartering?
As the barmaids draw the pints of frothing John Smith Extra Smooth from somewhere deep down in the bowels of the earth and it is helpful to have quartering for the horses I am in favour of bringing them back.
When were they banned?
Last tuesday.
Did you get that growth on your scrotum checked?
He did, sometime since, consequently he supports total abstention from sex and is devoted to a life of celibacy.
Do you think he might have made a good Monseigneur?
Monseigneurs are not by definition good; they are merely religious.
Who thinks religion has done more harm than good?
Science and Mathematics Forum is where that's being thrashed out.
This is Trivia.
Had you forgotten?
I didn't know, but it certainly seems a strange thing to discuss under Science and Mathematics.
What constitutes a trivial question that is at the same time interesting?
The Pen is wrote:I didn't know, but it certainly seems a strange thing to discuss under Science and Mathematics.
What constitutes a trivial question that is at the same time interesting?
How do you copulate on Jupiter, and do you have any video's or photographs of interest?
He would have to copulate with himself seeing as he is on his own up there and it's very difficult to operate a camera whilst copulating with yourself as indeed it is to find anything interesting to record.
I wrote that to save the thread being stopped up unless a Jupiterian is on A2K.
Do you stir your raspberry jam into your rice pudding or leave it dolloped in the middle and pick it off a bit at a time?
I always stir it in, along with a dollop of Royal Jelly.
Have you ever flicked a tablespoonful of suitably mixed ingredients across the breakfast table at your wife?
That's not Trivia either.That's nosey-parkering.
Do you mean "your wife" like you would mean "your boots"?
It's rather irrelevant to me spendius as to how you address or refer to your wife, one may well imagine that she has suffered great torment during her reign.
Do you ever beat her up?
Mathos dear-you seem to have got it into your head that A2Kers are less intelligent than your goodself.I can assure you that you are making an error of judgement.
The "Have you stopped beating your wife?" thingy
is that rare phenomenom of fossilised green mould.
Do you ever play the Where am I travel game?
