Questions Game

Ah, the alter ego is here

No, I don't feel like that at all. More like fusion cuisine
with a tad of tabasco.

If you had to describe yourself in food groups, what would you be?

Lean protein. I don't think I'm anyone's alter ego. If you alter ego you get oge.

What does that German tag mean?

Clary, the reference was for Pen is

Translation: There are always people who want to shine
but have no shimmer. Wordplay in German.

Don't you think Pen is and spendius are the same person?

No I don't. Is that because of the similarity of spelling?

It must be, but you don't have Spendius's resistance to capitals or spaces between sentences, so there isn't much other resemblance.

Why does The Penis have to be someone else?

He doesn't have to be.I just think he is.

I think Clary's acute observation concerning my lithographic fingerprints ought to be enough to bury any suggestions about me.

Isn't she sharp?

Manners from a Yorkie, surprise, surprise.

I happen to thoroughly enjoy scuba diving spendius, consequently I have had the pleasure of swimming alongside most of the sea creatures you are referring to. I have never been bitten or grabbed. Stung once on the corals of Barbados and stung countless times by bees, wasps and horsefly's. Plus of course the inevitable mosquito.

You would be surprised at how interesting underwater diving can be, especially in clear warmer waters. The creatures themselves are very inquisitive, as we were when we decided to leave the ocean depths. It is natural to want to return to the host of our creation.

Do you have problems in understanding that?

Clary is the definitive tack! I thought TPI's sentences were constructed differently, though I could imagine Spendius describing saus/mash as "stodgy" (but enjoyable).

Do you like onion gravy on your sausages?

Objection your honour.

Only people who eat sausages can answer that.

I think that Spendius, like Hitler, is a vegetarian. Onion gravy is great but I don't like the ones made with vinegar much. Stodgy but enjoyable - obviously made for those of us who visit the virtual weight loss thread.

Do you eat sausages.

I thoroughly enjoy an odd banger or two especially at a barbecue.

Do you like black pudding as well?

They're 'orrible.And they are not "black puddings".They are "blood puddings" as decribed in The Name Of The Rose.They are made with pig's blood and bits of fat boiled until almost set,with a spice to render them nearly palatable, and bagged up in sections of sheep's intestines.If it wasn't for the spice,the salt and the mustard they would be uneatable.

Do you use serviettes when dining?

Why, do you otherwise?

When sneezing, what do you say?

Gesundheit!

Do you say "God bless you"?

It's usually said in France. I say, I bless you.

Is it healthy to say " Gesundheit"?

Not if you don't hold a handkerchief in front of your mouth as you say it.

Your ear looks inflamed, is someone talking about you?

Well, Gesundheit translates into "health to you" -
I don't know if it works. I prefer it over "bless you" though.
Salute!

What's your favorite dish?

My Sky satellite receiver.

Do you wear corsets at posh do's?

No.

Do you?

Never.

Your ear looks inflamed, is someone talking about you?