No, thank you.
Don't you get a little sick of perennial do-gooders who are determined to save us from ourselves even if it kills us?
Of course!!
Do you like backseat drivers???
No one dares try it!
What do you think of the latest news that trees give off greenhouse gases?
I never know what to think!
Don't you think they keep contradicting themselves???
Yes, and they only do it to sensationalize problems and confuse the general public. That way, no one knows what to think and the politicians and media can do exactly what they like, claiming to speak for at least some people.
Do you live in a house, flat, barn, mansion...?
I live in a house with a tremendous amount of land. I feel quite happy regarding the installation of wind generators, I also think those objects of worship look rather nice and have been an improvement to the ugly Yorkshire Moors especially.
Would Spendius object to them if his pub could not function without them?
Probably not.
How much do think California owes BC in hydro power?
Were hydro power produced "Before Christ"?
Do you think Christ lives in British Columbia?
I think Christians would say Christ lives in your heart, but good answer to my question
Why do you want to know?
The question is of metaphysical nature. Intended to bother people.
Are other questions any better?
I wouldn't know, I've mainly seen yours.
Does it matter?
Everything matter..
What is the matter?
Nothing is the matter.
What's up, doc?
Well-it isn't easy sitting here listening to this seemingly endless tale of woe when I have a drink problem,I'm on sixty a day,I'm being investigated by the Inland Revenue,my daughter's pony has red mite and my wife is having the windows cleaned three times a week.
Do you prefer white or brown bread.
brown.
Why so glum, chum?
What is everyone / anyone else doin' out there tonight?
I can't speak for everyone.I should imagine they are living in hope of the next good laugh.As for me I'm going to bed.
Do you like going to bed?
I love going to bed, and I love staying in bed. I also like getting out of bed.
Do you wear a size 12 shoe?
What' a size 12 shoe?
Can you tell that size in "civilized" units?
My feet are a decent size, but not quite that big!
Can you sing?
Can I sing? Everybody can sing - just varying degrees of ability
Do you like clowns?
