Yes, squeeze every cent till it screams before I let it go!
Are you content with your life style?
No.I'm not.I'm fed up with Mathos.
Shouldn't he be ostracised for breaking the rules?
Or being punished with eating oysters for the ethernity?
Do you have an explanation for people who have eyes of different color?
It depends how hard they are punched Francis, I can guarantee Spendius will have TWO MIDNIGHT BLACK SHINERS, should I ever come across him in the real world.
Do you think Spendi would appreciate a change of eye colouring?
Only if it was an improvement on the dark,vacant pools of mystery which have been the undoing of many an innocent maid.
When parrots speak do they know what they are saying?
Yes.
Otherwise, how could A2K be so populated?
of course they do or they wouldn't say it...
has one told you something exciting Spendi?
By other speaking birds.
There are others aren't there?
Mynahs
Mine is a whisky and ginger wine, thanks, Spen, if you are buying. Are you?
no, only parrots. They parrot. Other talking birds claim this ability, but so far only parrots really know what they are talking about.
I would buy you a drink or two anytime you call in my pub Clary.
Do you know where it is?
No, because like Francis, you don't give much away. However, I am a willing frequenter of pubs and would like to have a jar with you.
Where is it?
Oh, do tell, Spendi-. I think it's the only way any one of us on a2k will ever get to meet the man behind the moniker!
Are you willing to tell?
Maybe-one day.I prefer Masked and Anonynous.I just now watched the credits roll past on that beautiful movie.A late (around 1990 I think) live version of Blowin' In The Wind,the anthem of the free,is played.On Desert Island Discs when Sir Edmund Hillary was asked the question-And if only one record-he said Blowin'.And he hadn't heard it played like that.I sometimes think Dylan is better than Mozart but then I think that Mozart didn't have the electric guitar.
Can you imagine Mozart and electric guitars?
no I cant
are you girls going to squeeze spendi for info?
Objection your 'onour!
Posters have to ask questions anybody can answer and that last question your 'onour is one I can't answer because I'm not a girl.And old bats can't answer it either.Not honestly I mean.
I can say,however,that all the girls on here are my friends and as such cannot be expected to do dirty work for a passing stranger.
Isn't that right?
spendius wrote:Objection your 'onour!
Posters have to ask questions anybody can answer and that last question your 'onour is one I can't answer because I'm not a girl.And old bats can't answer it either.Not honestly I mean.
I can say,however,that all the girls on here are my friends and as such cannot be expected to do dirty work for a passing stranger.
Isn't that right?
Well, I don't know you from Adam, but I like that I'm not expected to do dirty work for a passing stranger, so yes, that's right....
Who has seen the wind?
Me.I saw it on Christmas Day at our annual fart lighting competition which the odds on favourite won for the fourth year running.She must have a secret recipe.
When do your thoughts turn to spring cleaning?
When I'm irritated or trying to get something out of my system.
What do you think of wind farms?
I consider them a ridiculous gimmick invented,I almost said inspired,by the faint of heart.
I once made a pilgrimage to Emily Bronte's tomb and,even though you won't believe it,there were wind turbines stuck up on those sacred moors, within sight of the front door from which She emerged everyday to dream the dream,looking for all the world like flailing madmen trying to claw the last quantum of energy from anything they could find in a futile attempt to balance the books.
Have you heard them from close up?
