spendius
 
  1  
Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2006 07:50 am
The one that exudes from their pores.

Do you like men who have patted stringent aftershaves into their scraped chins?
0 Replies
 
shari6905
 
  1  
Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2006 09:26 am
Only if it smells devine.


If you had a parrot, what would you teach it to say?
0 Replies
 
brimstone
 
  1  
Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2006 09:53 am
**** off.

Should you ever meet Bill Gates, what would you say to him?
0 Replies
 
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2006 02:24 pm
Thank Bill!You're a genius.

Can you eat a pomegranate with a pin?
0 Replies
 
Mathos
 
  1  
Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2006 02:30 pm
I can, but I prefer spooning those little pearls out onto a wedge of home made bread with Irish butter
and devouring them with finesse!

Have you ever tried pomegranate in porridge?
0 Replies
 
Francis
 
  1  
Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2006 02:37 pm
I never tried porridge.

Have you tried licking chocolate on the nice slopes of a lady's butts?
0 Replies
 
Mathos
 
  1  
Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2006 02:44 pm
B. Soir Francis.

Yes and from her breasts and mound of venus it is indeed a pleasant way to enjoy the confectionery as well.

Have you ever bathed a beautiful woman in milk ?
0 Replies
 
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2006 06:56 pm
No I haven't actually.Poppea Sabina was addicted to that and the bloke who provided it for her stabbed himself in the throat when he found out he had been sentenced to being beaten with rods until he expired with a leather strap tightened round his head until his eyes popped out.

What's a beautiful woman?
0 Replies
 
Mathos
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 11:33 am
You won't find any in Yorkshire Spendi!


Do you ever feel a stirring of the loins when Nora Battie walks down your street?
0 Replies
 
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 01:48 pm
I daresay I might under certain highly refined circumstances.

Do you watch soaps?
0 Replies
 
Francis
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 01:58 pm
Sometimes I do but only in my bathroom...

Which things do you in your bathroom other than ablutions?
0 Replies
 
whiteviolet
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 06:12 pm
I clean my jewellery.

Are diamonds still a girl's best friend?
0 Replies
 
shari6905
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 06:30 pm
I'm not sure...not mine but maybe.

What is your favorite gem?
0 Replies
 
Mathos
 
  1  
Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 07:50 am
spendius wrote:
I daresay I might under certain highly refined circumstances.

Do you watch soaps?



Soaps ! ! Bloody soaps Spendius, they are the most revolting form of simple minded television entertainment I have ever come across in my life. The disastrous effects they have on men, women, juveniles and even children are quite obvious in todays society. If I had my way, they would be banned and the perpetrators of such idiotic meanderings would be publicly stripped, humiliated and severely thrashed on a Sunday afternoon on Heaton Park, with the complete event being televised.

I neither like nor watch soaps.

Have I made myself clear?
0 Replies
 
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 08:22 am
Not really although you have made yourself look daft and a mite out of tune with modern life.

Do you grumble a lot?
0 Replies
 
shari6905
 
  1  
Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 10:02 am
Only when people skip my question to answer one from a page back.

What is your favorite gem?
0 Replies
 
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 10:38 am
One of Frank Harris's little stories.

What would you do if you found a handsome young man/woman hiding in your garage with a bag containing a million dollars in used notes?
0 Replies
 
Mathos
 
  1  
Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 02:59 pm
spendius wrote:
Not really although you have made yourself look daft and a mite out of tune with modern life.

Do you grumble a lot?



I may look daft to your feeble mind 'Old chap' but the crap broadcast onto the screens of millions is a good deal responsible for the decline in respect, manners, law and order and decency in general. Perhaps this is exactly what they want. I rarely grumble Spendius, grumbling is for people who cannot do, and I do not fall into that category.

Do you sup your pint nonchalantly whilst the thug is swearing at the landlady and then grumble about it when he leaves?
0 Replies
 
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 04:22 pm
No.I egg him on.She needs taking down a peg or two.She's got right uppity lately.

What time do the pubs close where you live?
0 Replies
 
devriesj
 
  1  
Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 08:28 pm
2 am, but they're looking into an ordinance which will allow them to stay open til 4am, but not serve alcohol - I suppose to let the drunks dry out, but as for me, it's two more hours of dancin'! (At least it would have been before kids!)

Have you resolved to do anything different this year?
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Lovatts - Question by margaret schwerin
1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid." - Discussion by DrewDad
Famous People Name Game - Discussion by Mame
Cities and Towns of USA - Discussion by Miller
Post about the one before you - Discussion by Green Army Sniper
Where am I - Travel Game II. - Discussion by Walter Hinteler
WHAT'S NEXT? - Discussion by Rod3
 
  1. Forums
  2. » Questions Game
  3. » Page 222
Copyright © 2024 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.14 seconds on 12/12/2024 at 05:48:15