Well, it WAS a fantasy question posed by Clary, I thought.
Do you have any children?
I thought everybody had children.
Isn't it a condition of being here?
No.
Are there more things in heaven and earth that are dreamt of in your philosophy?
I discover more and more of them every day!
Do you often come to the rescue?
Yeah, but I'm no hero
Do you wonder if your decision has created a different time parallel?
No, I figure if you start to ponder on things like that you'd never make any decisions for fear of the consequences. C'est la vie et la vie et la vie...
Do you like to buck the system?
I like to buck everything that moves.
Didn't Pearl Primus tell you that?
No, I heard that from Prime Objective sadly.
I thought Pearl Primus was dead?
I'd never heard of her so I Googled and it said she was dead.(RIP).
Do you have vinegar on your tripe?
Forgot what tripe was so I Googled it and found vinegar
What is tripe, again?
Tripe itself is the stomach of an animal, quite interesting when cooked the proper way.
Have you dined on tripe in recent times?
I rather think it is best left to the jaws of a canine.
Have you ever dined on barbecued rat?
Mercifully no, although I did see a movie with rats.
At about what point in your life did you realize that death would be the final outcome no matter what you did?
At an extremely young age. I saw death and realised the reality of it.
Have you ever witnessed a death?
There's one happening right here if you miserable sods carry on in this vein.
Can you play Yankee Doodle on a penny whistle?
We have an organ.
Do you still wear clogs and do those peculiar dances, whilst blowing your penny whistle?
Yes, and also on a violin and sort of on a piano.
If the place where you live was about to be invaded by aliens from outer space, would you leave or stick around?
I would remain and hope for a lift to a better place.
Have you ever seen a spaceship?
It would depend whether I could turn myself inside out or hide in a thimble.
Do you wear nose studs?
Only on special occasions, red ones with a black centre.
Do you wear those funny longjohns?
