CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2005 03:50 pm
Yes I have! Surprise, surprise.....

Why would someone be interested in toenails other than
their own?
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2005 04:50 pm
It has been written,though I know not where,that if the toe-nails of an intelligent woman are thouroughly dried at Gas Mark 2 for 45 minutes, , plunged into liquid nitrogen,ground to a fine dust in a dust-grinder and infiltrated surreptitiously into a chap's beer it will cause him to start cleaning the gutters out,mowing the lawns and ironing his own shirts.

Wouldn't it make sense for a man to be interested in a lady's toe-nails under such circumstances as my long forgotten source described?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2005 05:56 pm
I'd say - women should use whatever is necessary,
as long as it get's him to do household chores. I'm all
for it!

Men should do more housework anyway. Agreed?
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 09:03 am
Only in highly refined circumstances.Such as having a butler.
You need to define housework and you need to define more.

A friend of mine had visitors a few months ago.A husband a wife who my friend didn't know.At one point my friend started making four cups of tea.He asked the visiting chap how many sugars he took and the guy said to his wife-"How many sugars do I take love?"

Is he the sort you think should do more housework?
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 02:45 pm
Presumably he should start by taking control of his life, at least. Then he might venture into the heady realm of housework.

Are women more likely to enjoy childcare?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 02:47 pm
I tend to think so as a rule, but then again I know men who like it and are good at it.

I suppose maybe it could go back to the "nature vs. nurture" argument?
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spendius
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 03:06 pm
We don't want to go that far with all these career women about!

Do we?
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spendius
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 03:06 pm
We don't want to go that far with all these career women about!

Do we?
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devriesj
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 03:16 pm
Why not? I've never known you to back down from a discussion.

What do YOU want to talk about then?
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spendius
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 04:58 pm
Oh-that subject will do.A good thourough no holds barred discussion of the nurture/nature argument
with a bunch of uptight career women is right up my street.I'm up for that at anytime of day or night.

Are you?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 05:42 pm
It seems like you have something against women who
happen to work. Actually, most women wear several hats: juggling family life, the children, school activities, work, and their spouses, while not neglecting household functions on top of it. The least a husband can do, is scrub the toilet when needed.

Whom are you calling "career woman"?
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spendius
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 08:34 am
Whoever the hats fit.

Why is it taking so long for women to take over when the red carpet has been rolled out for them?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 08:40 am
Hm, there was last night another post here from Amigo,
what happened to it?

Whoever the hat fits? Okay I'll take it! Unlike men,
women don't just take over and rule the world. Diplomatic
as we are, we want to convince men, that this is the only
chance they have (giving us the ultimate power).

The red carpet is not rolled out for women yet, look around
you. You probably wanted to say "obstacles have been
put out for them" right?
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 08:50 am
Any obstacles a woman stumbles up against are invariably of her own making.If I was a young lady with normal advantages I would wring men's necks and my path through life would be strewn with roses.It is that easy.

Do you really have to be up and about at this ungodly hour?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 09:00 am
Hah? It's almost 8 am. and unfortunately, our dog
cannot be trained to get up at a reasonable hour, he
starts pesting me around 6:30 am and mostly succeeds.

Yet, that's a small price to pay for having an animal,
the rewards outnumber the nuisance we get from him.

When do you get up?
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spendius
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 09:48 am
About 10 am.If the women would get their backsides into gear like they say they want to do I could probably stay snoozing until lunchtime when the cricket gets going and the pubs are open.

You would keep the pubs open wouldn't you if we allowed you to take command?
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spendius
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 10:41 am
Cal-

I'm having kit problems thanks to my generosity.
I allowed a diddico to use my computer and it is behaving strangely now.I'm on his laptop.Aren't they awful?

I thought I had better let you know in case any absence on my part was construed as me being in an outrage thrum.I don't do them as they were trained out of me by priests for economic reasons.

Have women undergone such training?
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CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 10:51 am
I don't care about pubs, so if they're open or closed is
not of interest to me - there would be more important things
to attend.

Well, you've learnt your lessson - never let anyone handle
your own computer. I did last year, when I had friends
visiting, and them not being familiar with an iMAC, they
shut it off and damaged some data. Luckily for me, Apple
computers has an excellent phone service and helped me
to fix the computer, for quite a high fee though.

What training was that?

<I hope someone else answers too>
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spendius
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 11:51 am
Don't worry about riots.Riot training was all in a day's work once.

You just hose 'em down a bit and if that doesn't work you get serious.

There have been three or four dead easy to answer questions left hanging for hours recently which just goes to show that all that stuff last week was just powder puff chucking.

And think of the opportunity you had for a display of indignation.You did say you liked being indignant didn't you.I love pretending to be indignant.But I usually burst out laughing eventually.But nobody knows that on here.

Okay.A career woman "works" right but I tried to get a definition of "work" recently but nothing doing.

Have you a scientific definition of work?
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Francis
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2005 01:28 am
J.A.A.F has already profusely illustrated this question.

Since nobody has posted here for more than 37 hours and according to the previous comments, I was wondering: who is posting the next piece of crap?
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