@Ionus,
So, then, he says to me, he sez: "Layman, you seen my wallet?'
I said: "Naw, I aint, not lately anyway. Ask God, he's the one who took it."
He asked: "Why would God take it?
I said: "Because he wanted me to have it, that's why."
He said: "Well, if you have it, then where is it?"
I said: "Like I done said, I aint seen it lately. But, if you look in the alley behind your crib, you might find it there. But I'll tell you what you won't find."
He said: "What's that?"
I said: "You won't find no money in it, that's what."
He said: "I thought you didn't believe in God, Layman."
I said: "Only when it pays, homeboy."
Keep up the good work mate and you'll be as funny as me one day .
