Jargon Pot Luck. Please bring something that sounds erudite.

Were it not for the use of 'member', I would assume you reside in Arkansas, USA.

I am reminded of the plastic surgeon who hung himself.

Latest from the gum mint:
"We shall spare no panes in our defenestration."

I hope no one prevaricates the dinner rolls unless the oven temperature is reliable and independently corroborated by at least two rapacious auditors.

Personally I follow my grandmothers rendition of roasting to the letter, I make sure the roast is assaulted resplendently for a tender package of dining.

Sounds salacious.

It's gloriously obsequious to the final dropage,

Your grandma and you always gave one another so much antipelargy!

In the attic, I keep a whole pinacotheca of my grandparents in a gardeviance I cherish.

Your loquacios littany has led me to the lexicon

I was not loquacious, just gaudiloquent. (This is not to be confused with grandiloquent.)

She threw glorious festered events for family and aquanauts.

You are always so floridly confabulating it borders on existential eclecticism.

This, from Fresco today, in the Could there possibly be an edge to existence itself. thread. It is a gem. And it sounds less forced than some of the ones offered here.

Truly an effulgent effluence of esoteric erudition, Frank

I agree. Frank provided an exemplar that clearly goes beyond the merely hypersuperfluous.

As I said...it is a

An adamantine exercise of logophilia.

I'm interrupting just this once because I heard someone say something on TV that was just too good to be true. I was changing channels to get to a news station, but the bottom half of a Judge Judy show was still running. A young man was being sued for jumping on a friend sitting in a recliner. The friend wasn't injured, but the young man broke the recliner. His defense was that the homeowner failed to aware him the chair was broken so he shouldn't have to pay for repairs.

Can it get any better than that? The plaintiff didn't aware him quickly enough. Never in a million years would I have thought to make aware a verb. But the bar has been lowered. Annie bar the door.

I think the correct word is awaricate
Rhymes with prrevaricate

Wow, you're way gooder than me at vocabulation.