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Jargon Pot Luck. Please bring something that sounds erudite.

 
 
neologist
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 07:35 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Preferably one with a fireplace and good supply of bubbly

As for me lately, I have been bugged trying to trace the etymology of entomology.
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Patches
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 08:44 pm
Prestidigitation
http://www.lavidadelreves.es/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/varita.jpg
I make it appear out of nowhere
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 11:49 pm
It's been over a year now since I've had an innuendo.

My Doctor will no doubt catch up with me soon.
neologist
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 12:13 am
Politically correct school board voted to ban masticating in school lunchrooms.

"It will prevent unwanted prestidigitations.", according to Bertha Blaguer, board chairperson.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 12:18 am
@Lordyaswas,
Of course! An innuendo, it's what they call a supposably in Italy. You have to, uh uh, sit on them without a butt covering. Then it will perform as a terrific stopping mechanism for tossing your cookies, medically speaking. Don't try any masticatory, you will be disappointed. (As well you should be)
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 12:19 am
@neologist,
Some colleges require female students to matriculate. They can also be required to show their thesis to the professor.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 12:39 am
I'm attending an Organ revival at St John's later on. Ms Peabody has such delicate fingers.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 12:58 am
@Lordyaswas,
Ooh! I almost forgot.....

Tomorrow, down at the RAF Museum, I am booked in for half an hour ride in a Stimulator. It has a proper ejaculatory seat and everything!

Woo-hoo!
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 01:20 am
@Lordyaswas,
Please make sure you have a good breakfast, or you might need an innuendo more quickly than you expectorated.
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knaivete
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 02:03 am
Argot doyens and mavens study at the A2K phrontistery.
neologist
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 10:14 am
@neologist,
Lots of flu symptoms in Seattle area lately
But the meds predicted this years vaccine not so good.
I just knew we'd have an ague plague. Didn't you?

Very Happy
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neologist
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 10:23 am
@Lordyaswas,
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!
My, but you are naughty
You recalcitrant, rabelaisian rabble rouser, you
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 10:26 am
@neologist,
Neo...obviously you are a suppository of fine English words...and a variable alliteration.
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timur
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 10:40 am
@knaivete,
Nevertheless, it's amazing how most adepts of phrontistery tend to pendulate from loquacious to taciturn and vice versa.

Patches
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 11:25 am
Double Entendre ~

She said the man sat on the benches in only his boxer shorts for about five minutes, and exposed himself.

"It wasn't long, but it was long enough," Mrs. Mankin said.
Patches
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 03:29 pm
Another Double Entendre

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and hadn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" (The weatherman and half the crew were so helpless with laughter they had to leave the set). Laughing
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neologist
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 03:49 pm
@Patches,
Salacious and lascivious comments will not be tolerated.

No matter how often they are read. . . . .
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neologist
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 03:56 pm
I wonder if may now be appropriate to call attention to one of my earlier attempts: At the time, a true flatus in a phonebooth.

http://able2know.org/topic/53035-1
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Patches
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 10:47 pm
It is a axiom that I grow old.
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knaivete
 
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Reply Sat 28 Mar, 2015 12:33 am
@timur,
To say nothing of the obloquy or the pendulate of which I'm not abreast.

http://phrontistery.info/

In passing I must mention my esteemed local member Mr. Abbott who recently informed us that , "No-one however smart ... is the suppository of all wisdom", although some may speculum that he comes closest.
 

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