Jargon Pot Luck. Please bring something that sounds erudite.

It takes balls to testiculate but just be careful how you gesticulate.

I only gesticulate when I'm using a contradictive, and even then, only with a willing copularist.
This is usually enough to stop the fellow copularist from possible impregnification and being inconveniently offsprung at a future time.

I had to look up that word quidnunc...you piqued my interest. Fascinating.. Love to bring it back from dormancy dictionary. We could become a quorum of quidnuncs.

Ah, you are a quidnunc as well, I see.

Ragman, Spiggy was the former Governor of Maryland and as Vice President he resigned in disgrace after being charged with taking bribes and tax evasion. These crimes were committed in Maryland but caught up with his majesty while he was Nixon's attack dog.

I know this might come as a shock, but Spiro wasn't my favorite Governor, I thought of him as a preening peacock of pretentious pompomafication. I threw that last word in you maintain a soupçon of honest brokerage firm on the Capitol improvements that voters who have a photo idea are allowed to extract their poll privilege to the full odiferous waffling expected by the overlords of rationing constitutional brain sparks.

Yeah! What you said!

Looking back on these halcyon days, even the crooks were more interesting...and brighter.

Speaking of looking up words, I had to look up 'soups on':

Did you know that an allergenendogram of Spiro Agnew is grow a penis?

ahahah!

Time for an element report.

asservation

Or a complementary gardening thread.

Wow you astuted that perpendicularly fast. I've not seen quickness happen so soon as that.

Izzy, I couldn't see it, it's blocked for US use. I'll wait a half hour or so.

How about this?

Neither works for me, izzy.

"Video is not available"

Where the hell are you? They both work fine for me. All I can suggest is, going to youtube and entering, "This is jinsy elemental report."

It's probably not worth the bother, after all this it's bound to be an anti-climax.

Don't get me talking about the heartbreak of satyriasis.

Maybe it's a tablet problem?

Youtube is probably tabletist.

Onomatopoeia, as soon as the restroom's available.

Practice safe sex. Always have a condominium handy.