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[+5] - Setanta - 03/15/2015It's so wonderful to see a joke thread sink into personal recriminations and paranoid fantasies so quickly. Good work, Whackeye.
[+4] - Butrflynet - 03/14/2015Forget the rifles, make 'em listen to this on an endless loop. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO7cD6qmydo[/youtube] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuNc6YHOt5o[/youtube]
[+4] - mysteryman - 03/14/2015Why would you want 47 virgins anyway? Personally, I would prefer 47 women that knew what they were doing already.
[+4] - Setanta - 03/15/2015Well, MA, it was fun while it lasted, even if that weren't so long . . .
[+3] - Ionus - 03/14/201547 ????? :? I thought it was 72. Did I get circumcised and put on this bloody heavy vest for NOTHING ??? :x
[+3] - izzythepush - 03/15/2015I can only imagine what PTSD must be like, but I know what it's like to bring kids up on your own. Take Care.
[+3] - izzythepush - 03/15/2015Time after time, on thread after thread, you constantly complain that posters aren't sticking to the thread topic, they're making it all about Hawkeye. Just saying.
[+3] - izzythepush - 03/15/2015You're rewriting History again. Posts become about you because you make them about you. The only subject you want to talk about, (or know anything about for that matter,) is you. Nobody else is...
[+3] - izzythepush - 03/15/2015That's rich coming from the person who thinks he talks for everyone. You're always using words like "we" and "everybody" when you're really just talking about yourself. It's...
[+3] - Ionus - 03/15/2015[quote] Me play with someone 14?[/quote] For most of human history life was bruttish and short. If a girl didnt have her first baby at 14/15 then her genetics probably died out. She would have...

@Lustig Andrei,

Okay, we'll be fair about this. Before we shoot, you can set them to swinging.

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@Lustig Andrei,

Forget the rifles, make 'em listen to this on an endless loop.

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@Butrflynet,

Your cruelty is legend !!

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@izzythepush,

That's FUNNY ! Laughing

Good post.

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@Ionus,

Thank you. Considering what's gone on between us previously I appreciate it. I will take this as a fresh start and make sure our future conversations are civil.

You'll be happy to hear, as are many of us, that JTT hasn't shown his/her face on A2K for a long time.

However, I shouldn't take the credit for Seth McFarlane's work.

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Why would you want 47 virgins anyway?

Personally, I would prefer 47 women that knew what they were doing already.

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@mysteryman,

Good point.

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@mysteryman,

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Why would you want 47 virgins anyway?

Well, if these guys are selfish lousy lovers they don't want anyone being critical. And if they were critical, they can't kill 'em 'cause they're already dead.

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@izzythepush,

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that JTT hasn't shown his/her face on A2K for a long time.

Awww...she was one of my best targets. I didnt understand the reference to Seth McFarlane.

I always try to keep it civil but if people get agitated or frustrated and become insulting I tend to have a short fuse. I need to force myself to be more disciplined. We are all human and have walked different paths. As well as physical injury I have battled PTSD for many years and tried to raise a family by myself. Nevertheless, I must make an effort to be professional when arguing. Thank you for wiping the slate clean.

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@mysteryman,

47 ?????

I thought it was 72.

Did I get circumcised and put on this bloody heavy vest for NOTHING ??? Mad

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@izzythepush,

izzythepush wrote:

Thank you. Considering what's gone on between us previously I appreciate it. I will take this as a fresh start and make sure our future conversations are civil.

You'll be happy to hear, as are many of us, that JTT hasn't shown his/her face on A2K for a long time.

However, I shouldn't take the credit for Seth McFarlane's work.

If you can follow through on this promise of " a fresh start" it will be the first time.

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@mysteryman,

mysteryman wrote:

Why would you want 47 virgins anyway?

Personally, I would prefer 47 women that knew what they were doing already.

Amen. I was shocked when it was claimed here that I desired very young females for *******, that this is why I argue for the sexual freedom of teens.....I would not have the first interest in anyone under 30, and over 40 would be much better. Almost always younger women have not learned to be honest about who they are/what they want and are willing to ask for it. And not punish the men with turning them over to the state for punishment if what they ask from men turns out to suck monkey balls. Me play with someone 14? I would run and fast no matter how cute and fuckable they looked. I argue for teen sexual freedom because it is the right thing to do, I have no personal stake in this, I am arguing out of public duty to argue good policy, nothing more. And for all those who assumed that I want to **** 14 year old girls: **** YOU! You SUCK! You better hope that the state never does get those mind reading machines they want so that we can put more sexual deviants away, because YOU would be locked away because of your dirty mind.

I put this in your thread MisteryMan because I am a little pissed that you are such a kiss ass to the elite around here that you are ignoring me even though you know damn well that I make good points, am often right, and that I play fair. Still, I hope that you are feeling well and staying employed. I know that the last few years have been rough, maybe that is the cause of your decline.

You are better than this.

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It's so wonderful to see a joke thread sink into personal recriminations and paranoid fantasies so quickly. Good work, Whackeye.

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@Setanta,

Thank You.

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@Ionus,

I can only imagine what PTSD must be like, but I know what it's like to bring kids up on your own. Take Care.

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@hawkeye10,

Time after time, on thread after thread, you constantly complain that posters aren't sticking to the thread topic, they're making it all about Hawkeye.

Just saying.

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@izzythepush,

izzythepush wrote:

Time after time, on thread after thread, you constantly complain that posters aren't sticking to the thread topic, they're making it all about Hawkeye.

Just saying.

And 1 out of 300 posts I decide to talk about me. Sue me.

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@hawkeye10,

You're rewriting History again. Posts become about you because you make them about you. The only subject you want to talk about, (or know anything about for that matter,) is you. Nobody else is interested.

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