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My wife is terrible at fellatio

 
 
Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2015 12:14 pm
I married my high school sweetheart. We did not have sex until our wedding night, so there was a lot that we did not know about each other sexually.
She goes to perform fellatio on me for the first time and it is terrible. There is no suction, her teeth are way to involved.
I really just need some tips on how to be encouraging. As it disappoints me greatly, but I do not want to be a jerk to my wife. But I do want to have a pleasurable experience when she performs fellatio.
 
maxdancona
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2015 12:18 pm
@Jusmaried190,
How about respectfully talking to her?

I would also suggest (and hope) that you hold off on this and focus on how great having sex with her is. A new marriage is time to bask in what is good, you can overlook this one thing for a while.

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jcboy
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2015 01:02 pm
@Jusmaried190,
Practice makes perfect, trust me I married a Hoover Razz
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2015 01:10 pm
@Jusmaried190,
Be kind. Praise when it's good. Reciprocate.
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PUNKEY
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2015 01:36 pm
How about watching some "instructional porn" online together? Just google "how to perform fellatio" and hundreds of sites come up.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2015 01:42 pm
@Jusmaried190,
These are the pitfalls when you wait until marriage to have sex.
Since she has no experience whatsoever and you're her first, it's up to you to teach her in a gentle way how you would like to be handled. In how you approach this subject, will be the defining factor for the rest of your sexual life with your wife.
Use a banana or hot dog to show her in a playful, humorous manner ....
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2015 02:54 pm
Pardon me, but wasn't Fellatio that fellow in the Shakespeare play?


Alas poor Yorick, and all that?
timur
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2015 02:57 pm
@Lordyaswas,
I was told that that Fellatio sucks..
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2015 03:05 pm
@timur,
timur wrote:

I was told that that Fellatio sucks..
But only if it's not a denominazione di origine protetta!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2015 03:17 pm
Spanky, that was Othello ....also ends with an "o".
Timur, that pun was intended, wasn't it? And Walter, looking at your picture, you only suck on your thumb, that doesn't need extra protection!
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 02:32 am
It's an area dialing code.

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