So......what are you wearing?

Wear it anyway, margo!

Cav...I've borrowed my husband's staple gun. Would that work? What if I give you a bottle of Jack Daniels afterward?

Especially if it has a side slit up to a bit above the knee. It's a great diversionary tactic. The men will love it. You'll feel good, being more yourself. The other women...they'll either be jealous because you got the attention, your legs are better than theirs or that you wore what you liked not the "uniform. There may even be some supportive comments from them, possibly leading to a corporate mutiny by the women. Wow!! I love that thought!


Eva,
We've got a brad gun, if you want to go easy on him. Staple gun works for two holes at once though. Will the bottle be empty when you give it to him?

Sorry, no Jack Daniels for me. However, with that staple gun, I will probably need four earrings, yes?

cav

Ay Lad

Sam

Cav,

If you get two holes in each ear, I'll make you two pair of traditional Aboriginal (As you might call us) earings. One will have porcupine quills that are used as long beads and the other will have cowry shells and beads. Just let me know which color of beads you'd like in each. The caveat is that you post a picture of yourself wearing them. I think that would be fair, don't you?

Well, there you go, cav. How could you turn down custom-made porcupine quill earrings? Just THINK how good those would look with the pirate hat.

Now, hold still...

(Wiyaka, you sit on him, okay?)

While you're holding him down, I can give him a henna design on his hands or feet.

the more the merrier, to store the "jam"!

[i suppose for a lady to look down at her toe cleavage; through her upper body endowments, would be refered to as "cleavage squared"! (and when the intermediate projection obscures the toes, you know you're in trouble!) ]

I hate those pointy shoes that squeeze the toes into unnatural cleavage position.

Eva,

Where do you suggest I sit on him? Hmmmmmmmmmmm? Don't want to make Sam too jealous.

Cinnesthia,

Why not both places?

just make sure that sporran stays in place!

What, dangling from his bag-pipes? Now wait one cotton pickin minute, Billie, you put on your cast iron panties right now.


Sam

OH NO! Not the chastety belt again! That husband of mine must be obeyed.

yea, right!

BoGoWo,

It isn't too bad, I've put in some soft padding and a bit of modification to it so it can actually be somewhat stimulating. It's that @#&%$#! matching bra!

gives new meaning to the term:

"give me a break"!

Ooooooooooooooooooh yes!

Ooooooooooooooooooh yes! But it's fun to watch Sam look for the hammer and chisel. Uh oh! She's threatening a cutting torch!!!

mmmmmmmm; things are getting "hot"

I won't take the porcupine earrings without a free Prince Albert thrown in. Well, don't throw it in, be careful.