Cinnesthesia wrote:You're a Renaissance man.
Yes, it's true, but we are so misunderstood these days.
NB cross-trainers
white crew sox
blue jeans
starched white cotton shirt
blue tie with picture of Snoopy in aviator helmet and goggles flying atop his doghouse
Today, I am dressed as a fireman. I have one of those long yellow raincoats, a cool metal hat, and an axe.
I am headed to town to look for fires, or perhaps there is a kitten trapped in a tree.
Wish me luck.
Go Gus.
Red boatneck tank top, black linen skirt. Black sandals.
I got an email about something about everyone who is voting for Kerry is supposed to wear red on Fridays. Something about the resistance wearing red hats in some European country. I dunno if it's balderdash or not -- I assume it is, actually -- but I went ahead and wore red.
Rain gear baby, it's been rainin straight here for at least 4 days, and it sucks.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Today, I am dressed as a fireman. I have one of those long yellow raincoats, a cool metal hat, and an axe.
I am headed to town to look for fires, or perhaps there is a kitten trapped in a tree.
Wish me luck.
OK! Goodluck, Gus! Any fires? Any kittens?
Er ... what's the axe for?
msolga wrote:gustavratzenhofer wrote:Today, I am dressed as a fireman. I have one of those long yellow raincoats, a cool metal hat, and an axe.
I am headed to town to look for fires, or perhaps there is a kitten trapped in a tree.
Wish me luck.
OK! Goodluck, Gus! Any fires? Any kittens?
Er ... what's the axe for?
I was thinking the same thing. I guess it's to facilitate a catastrophe, should he find a kitten.
Today might be special, so I'm going to pull out my best bolts to wear in my neck. Then perhaps a lot of green makeup, tuxedo with tails, leapord-print pimp hat, humongous sunglasses, and tap shoes.
Cooking something exotic, cav?
Well, I have to hear from gus first, and then maybe.
I have to dig a bunch of post holes today in preparation of a new fence. It's damn hard work and the wind is blowing like hell out there.
Been looking through my closet for the perfect post hole digging attire.
Believe I've found it....
Well, I hope we don't run into each other gus. I'll be wearing the same outfit later for a fire rescue.
Can't you wear your yellow one?
Okay gus. How did you know I had that outfit in yellow?
Well, your clown outfit is yellow. I just assumed you liked that color.
Lucky guess.
But why can't you both wear the same outfit?
I find the red wig and whiteface always gives fire rescue victims a sense of confidence in your ability to save them. They are terrified, and I just say "honk my nose and you'll be fine." That usually calms them down. The yellow costume is actually glow in the dark, for night jobs.