tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 12:57 pm
@Butrflynet,
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Stephanie Meyers has set the bar too high!
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parados
 
  4  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 01:04 pm
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Office hours will always be daylight hours, Count.
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hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 01:48 pm
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This the first time I've ever counseled a presidential campaign Mr Cruz.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 01:50 pm
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Tap once for yes, twice for no.
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parados
 
  4  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 03:12 pm
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I think we should concentrate on your buried memories this session.
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 03:43 pm
This week's offering has been ripe for captions.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 04:55 pm
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I don't want to seem insensitive; do put on deodorant for these visits.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 04:57 pm
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Your silence is very telling, Mr Jones.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 05:15 pm
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I think we should scale back the systematic desensitization treatment for your claustrophobia Mr Jones.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 05:16 pm
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Maybe next time you'll WIPE YOUR FEET before getting on my couch.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 05:18 pm
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Yes, yes, your morbid fear of death was justified, can we move on?
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parados
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 06:00 pm
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Your last cartoon therapist had a gun and people were shooting at him?
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George
 
  5  
Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 04:30 am
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I can't help you if you won't open up.
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 05:49 am
@panzade,
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"There's always a bright side. No one will ever call you a hypochondriac again."
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Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 07:29 am
@George,
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No, you misheard. Your wife called you a Basket case. B, not C.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 07:57 am
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Still trying to have the last word?
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 08:22 am
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What made you late for your session today?
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 08:29 am
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It's time to face the reality of termination.
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 11:29 am
@firefly,
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"You couldn't come with a better pseudonym than 'Paul Bearer?'"
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 08:41 pm
@DrewDad,

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As long as his insurance continues to pay, I'll keep him

 

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