George
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2015 06:37 am
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No, Mr. Finster, you are not "just fine".
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 May, 2015 07:05 am
@CalamityJane,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
"I was told it's a mistake to have you as a client. Or was that 'missed stake?'"
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parados
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2015 11:37 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg

We need to dig a little deeper than six feet.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 May, 2015 01:26 pm
@parados,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg

"Mrs. Dracula is contesting the termination clause in your marriage vows."
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 May, 2015 03:50 pm
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This analysis has really come to a dead end.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 May, 2015 04:36 pm
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Mainly I'm thinking about how to get you out of here. If pallbearers are needed, I'm billing for a group session.
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 May, 2015 05:27 pm
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I'm sure you are feeling irrelevant now that cremation is the norm - but I don't counsel inanimate objects.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 May, 2015 05:28 pm
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Are you sure you're not wearing any pants?
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 May, 2015 05:28 pm
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They made soylent green with WHAT?
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glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 May, 2015 07:40 pm
@firefly,
firefly wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg

Mainly I'm thinking about how to get you out of here. If pallbearers are needed, I'm billing for a group session.


wow, I wish I had thought of that. Brava
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Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 05:50 am
@George,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
"You're dead to me, Frank!"
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George
 
  2  
Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 05:55 am
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Think outside the box.
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George
 
  3  
Reply Fri 22 May, 2015 05:39 am
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Face it, girl. That prince ain't comin'.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 May, 2015 08:27 am
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Hmmm...I wonder what you're trying to tell me.
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parados
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 May, 2015 08:30 am
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The key to talk therapy is you are supposed to talk.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Fri 22 May, 2015 08:37 am
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Isn't this a little extreme because you're having a bad hair day?
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Fri 22 May, 2015 10:26 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
Has anyone ever called you a drama queen?
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 May, 2015 11:50 pm
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 May, 2015 12:26 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/150601_contest-690.jpg
This is going to be one hell of a makeover.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 May, 2015 12:28 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/150601_contest-690.jpg
I picked it up cheap from the Goldfinger set, but it makes my crotch itch.
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