panzade
 
  2  
Reply Fri 15 May, 2015 04:14 pm
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
Didn't one of our people also come up with #1?

I didn't see it.
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Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 12:24 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150518_contest-690.jpg

I'm increasing your rent because of the market value of the view.

I'm increasing your rent because of the cost of your new cooking appliances.

Your lease does not allow cooking in the flat. Fire regulations.

Move your rocks out by Monday...I've found someone who will pay the new rent.
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panzade
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 09:39 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 09:48 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg


(Im not good with captions, but this cartoon has my head spinning)
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 09:52 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg

No, that is not rigor mortis, nor are you dead, Mr Smithers. The condition you describe is usually called "Morning Glory".
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George
 
  8  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 09:56 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
I'm afraid your time is up, Mr. Finster.
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parados
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 10:02 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
Why do you think you have this fear of the Cremation Society?
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 10:12 am
@parados,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg

Don't worry. Every actor has a fear of corpsing.
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 10:41 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg


So, how's the Hypochondria?
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 10:58 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
"So Mr. Smith, exactly how long have you had this morbid fear of death?"
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 10:59 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
"Remember the one about how Smith Brothers stops the coffin?"
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 11:00 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
"Now, I hate to be insensitive but we have to discuss your unpaid balance."
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 11:01 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
"Ok, you say you're not wearing any pants?"
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 11:14 am
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg

So, nobody turned up to your funeral. How does that make you feel?
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 11:16 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg

You're doing all this because you know I'm a necrophiliac, yes?

0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 11:23 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
"Perhaps that dead feeling you've been having is a reality?"
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 11:25 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
"At this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to refer you to my colleague, Madame Ouspenskaya, the gypsy fortuneteller!"
Butrflynet
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 12:00 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
"This is a grave subject you bring up, Bill."
Butrflynet
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 12:01 pm
@Butrflynet,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150525_contest-690.jpg
"That's a dead end argument, John."

ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 12:27 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Love it.
0 Replies
 
 

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