bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2022 10:23 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

He says, 'I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.'”
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2022 10:25 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

“We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2022 10:27 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

“Help! Help! I'm being repressed!”
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2022 10:30 am
And everything old is new again.

Monty Python was a lifesaver for a young lad in Akron, Ohio in 1970 where the best comedy came after "Knock, knock" and probably had the word 'fart' in the punchline.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2022 12:48 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"I don't think we're going to get this one. We'll have to make do with four."
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2022 10:39 pm
@izzythepush,
The yellow ones are **** anyway.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2022 08:24 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"Someone tell the Czar - these new MiG-31's are no use against the Ukraine anti-fighter system!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2022 01:45 pm
https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2022 01:50 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
NFT crackers are the future!
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2022 02:03 pm
https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"Alright, think, we're up against the Macaws for the Saltine account!"
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2022 02:06 pm
https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"Sometimes I feel surrounded with bird-brains!"
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2022 03:20 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg


Tell Pavlov and Shroedinger that Flaubert tells them to stuff it.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2022 03:33 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
We’ve reached Poly-saturation. Someone has to go!
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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2022 03:38 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

Walk him?! You and what army?!
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2022 04:06 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"Polly want a pink slip?!"
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2022 08:15 am
@bobsal u1553115,

https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
“They misunderstood my request for a parent company!”
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2022 09:57 am
https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"Well, the Benson project just came up goose eggs!"
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2022 09:59 am
@bobsal u1553115,

https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

So, which one of us is taking over from Elon Musk?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2022 04:24 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
Polly, could you please read the minutes to last month's Jimmy Buffet Inc. stockholder meeting?
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2022 05:51 pm
https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"Alright. Who's the stool pigeon?"
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