bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2022 08:46 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"Before we start, I'd like to remind our audience to turn off cell phones, no recording or images of any kind, and remember: you the audience prove half the fun, so please enjoy!"
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2022 07:49 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"My wife asked to try new stuff in the bedroom... so I showed her my new material!"
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2022 07:51 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"I told my wife I'd try standup if she pressed my pajamas... joke's on me, I guess."
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2022 07:58 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"If I stop roasting you in my act, will you stop roasting my clothes?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2022 08:00 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"... Regrets, I've had a few ... But then again, too few to mention ... I did what I had to do ... And saw it through without exemption ... I did it myyyy wayyyyy ... "
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2022 08:04 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"Let's talk about sex, baby, Let's talk about you and me, Let's talk about all the good things, And the bad things that may be,
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex"
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coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2022 12:07 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2022 01:02 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg
Quick, get me a dog poop bag and five volunteers!
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hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2022 01:04 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg
Can I keep him Sarge?
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2022 10:02 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"Why does this seem the middle of a Harlan Ellison short story?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2022 10:08 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"They see our Trojan cat and raised it one big freaking dog."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  3  
Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2022 10:11 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"So, THIS us why they call this place Dalmatia!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2022 10:18 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"Hold up! He wants Milk Bones™, ASAP!"
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Dec, 2022 06:59 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"Dang, he's got a frontend loader for a pooper scooper!"
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Dec, 2022 07:01 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"All I can say is it's a good thing for us, he's perimeter trained!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2022 06:49 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"Get back! Get back, I say! He's in the middle of deworming!"
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2022 07:58 am
@bobsal u1553115,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"Someone get Gulliver on the phone quickly !"
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2022 11:23 am
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg
And you SAID he was fortress trained!
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2022 04:21 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"Flee, flee! He's just the runt of the litter!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2022 10:19 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6393c1686627f9c77e1d1fbc/master/w_560,c_limit/221219_a26373_832.jpg

"He says he prefers a shrubbery"
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