Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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"If one of you says 'birds of a feather' just one more time, he's a dead duck."

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My name's not Polly - it's Arnold, and I don't want a cracker - I want a blow job.

(apologies to the forgotten standup comedian I first heard this from in the late 70s early 80s)

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The name's Joe - and it's been 3 weeks since I last had a cuttlefish.

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"I know not what course others will take, but as for my main course, I'll take the Saltines with a side of hemp seed."

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"Has anyone heard from the Norwegian Blue? There's some controversy over whether he's alive or not."

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"So when I say I want a cracker, my therapist says it means I want a general sense of fulfilment. So please, this Christmas, PLEASE, no more 'cracker of the month' boxes."

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@bobsal u1553115,

I'll start it off: ♪Row row row your boat...♪

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@hingehead,

I remember that from like 85 - 90. Still cracks me up. Trying to find the source. Thanks.

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"'Heavy is the head that wears the crown', or tuft of feathers, as the case may be."

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"For once, could you guys just not repeat every thing I say back to me."

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"So the question on the table is: Who's a pretty bird?"

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"After 20 years with this firm, I've come to realize: a corner office is just another golden cage."

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"All in favor, please say 'sqwaaack!'"

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"Management feels there is far too much preening at our desks."

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@bobsal u1553115,

Repeat after me: Polly don't want a cracker, Polly don't want a cracker. **** you.

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@bobsal u1553115,

bobsal u1553115 wrote:

"Management feels there is far too much preening at our desks."

You should officially submit this one.

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@tsarstepan,

This particular cartoon is not the current New Yorker caption cartoon for the week. Last week's cartoon with the giant dog has been held over another week. However, I agree that this caption is a good one.

Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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