bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 10:22 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"Yikes ... this material just killed over in 2B!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 10:26 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"So the little dog looked up at her and said, 'you ain't getting my bone, lady!', get it, 'you ain't getting my bone'? Is this mike even on?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 10:55 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"Helloooooo, Cleveland!!!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 10:57 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"Wow, smallest showcase show I've ever played!"
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 11:00 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"And next week I'll be in Indianapolis, playing the Edelmann residence, hope to see you all there!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:04 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"But seriously, folks, am I right?"
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:15 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

Looks like I lost the audience.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:38 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"And now for the tap dancing portion of my program - Maestro, a little arpeggio, if you please!"
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:41 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg
Take my wife, Please!

bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:46 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"Put your hands together ladies and gentlemen, in a special engagement, the June Alyson Dancers with the Les Brown Orchestra!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:48 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"For this next trick, I need a random volunteer from the audience. You, ma'am?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:51 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"I'm sensing someone in the audience ... she has a mole on her knee ... she's concerned her husband is nuts ... anybody? I'm getting a growing sense of aggravation ... she's having trouble reading ... "
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:55 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"Now when I point to this side of the venue - I want you to shout "Marko" as loud as you can. When I point to that side, I want all of you to yell "Polo" as loud as you can."
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 03:50 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg
Sorry, my bad, I thought you said you wished I was good on bed.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 05:26 pm
@tsarstepan,
How in the hell did I miss that? I concede.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 05:29 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"I just flew in from my job at Dunder Mifflin in Scranton, and boy are my arms tired!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 07:34 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"Wait a second ... Where IS all that buzzing coming from ... Wha .... This isn't a microphone!!!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 08:24 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg

"There's a beige Mazda in the driveway with its lights on, a late model Mazsa, beige, with it's lights on, and now here's our next act so let's give it up for Junior!"
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2022 10:53 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg
You don't take me seriously.
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2022 08:42 am
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/638a8be53789f8848384b267/master/w_560,c_limit/221212_a26543_831.jpg
"Now is the time to ... for ... to ... ah ... oh ****. Line please!"
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