"Put your hands together ladies and gentlemen, in a special engagement, the June Alyson Dancers with the Les Brown Orchestra!"
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Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:48 pm
"For this next trick, I need a random volunteer from the audience. You, ma'am?"
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Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:51 pm
"I'm sensing someone in the audience ... she has a mole on her knee ... she's concerned her husband is nuts ... anybody? I'm getting a growing sense of aggravation ... she's having trouble reading ... "
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Mon 5 Dec, 2022 01:55 pm
"Now when I point to this side of the venue - I want you to shout "Marko" as loud as you can. When I point to that side, I want all of you to yell "Polo" as loud as you can."
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Mon 5 Dec, 2022 03:50 pm
Sorry, my bad, I thought you said you wished I was good on bed.
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Mon 5 Dec, 2022 05:26 pm
@tsarstepan,
How in the hell did I miss that? I concede.
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Mon 5 Dec, 2022 05:29 pm
"I just flew in from my job at Dunder Mifflin in Scranton, and boy are my arms tired!"
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Mon 5 Dec, 2022 07:34 pm
"Wait a second ... Where IS all that buzzing coming from ... Wha .... This isn't a microphone!!!"
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Mon 5 Dec, 2022 08:24 pm
"There's a beige Mazda in the driveway with its lights on, a late model Mazsa, beige, with it's lights on, and now here's our next act so let's give it up for Junior!"
