edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2020 01:52 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
Put it on a trap and bring me a football helmet.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2020 01:57 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
I'm a bit of a wine connaissewer myself, I do like a nice Peenot Noir.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2020 02:01 pm
@eurocelticyankee,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
Is the trash locally sourced?
Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2020 02:25 am
@tsarstepan,


https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
She’s taking a Minnie-vacation. I’ll tell her you asked about her.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2020 10:00 am
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
Please hold the cheese. I've become a bit phobic about cheese.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2020 10:30 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
I'm very wary of human transmitted diseases.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2020 04:10 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
I want you to hold the chicken between your knees.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2020 05:37 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg

"No, I had cheese for breakfast, can you recommend something else?"
Roberta
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 05:12 am
@bobsal u1553115,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg

I'll have cat on rye with lettuce and mayo. Oh, and a Pepsi.


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glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 10:14 am
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg

"According to this brochure issued by Mensa, I've got an IQ of 170"


You sly dog, you...made me laugh
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 11:18 am
@glitterbag,
Thank you, it was when I looked at the Menu, I read Mensa, and I couldn't let that go.
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 12:58 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg

"Don't you worry, I have my credit card right here in my wallet. You just bring that double order of Welsh Rarebit and my damn Scotch!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 01:03 pm
@izzythepush,
Dint make me laugh. I wasn't smart enough. I heard maxandonica had to explain it to glitter.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 01:05 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg

"Yes, asking me where I carry my wallet IS a personal question."
George
 
  5  
Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 01:34 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
My maze times really improved once they started putting restaurant gift cards at the end.
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 04:18 pm
@George,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
Could I have it to go? In the kitchen behind the stove?
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 06:21 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
"Yes, asking me where I carry my wallet IS a personal question - but if you must know; I'm a marsupial."
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 07:03 pm
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
Do you deliver? I'll be in the alley behind the kitchen.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 07:26 pm
@coluber2001,
On the right side of the garbage can.
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oolongteasup
 
  2  
Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2020 12:05 am
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg

I want what hinge is having with extra sous vide please.

And with the breakfast at any time, may I have French toast during the Renaissance?

Has anyone ever told you that you have the loveliest eyes?

 

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