"No! I will NOT stand in front of your plantation house dressed in jockey silks!"
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Real Music
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Tue 3 Mar, 2020 12:41 pm
@coluber2001,
Can't you read?
The sign says "No pants, no service"
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glitterbag
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Tue 3 Mar, 2020 01:35 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
eurocelticyankee wrote:
Once upon a time in the land of the USA there lived an evil King with incredibly small baby hands who forced all his subjects to keep their hands in their pockets.
very droll
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glitterbag
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Tue 3 Mar, 2020 01:37 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:
I'm sorry, but there was a typo in the personal ad. It was supposed to say I'm into kinks.
made me laugh
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glitterbag
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Tue 3 Mar, 2020 02:15 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:
Are there side effects? I'd say, 'Neigh.'
good one Edgar
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eurocelticyankee
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Sat 7 Mar, 2020 07:05 am
You need to go easy on them Giddy-Up tablets you hear.
"Yeah gimme a large slice to go, don't wrap it, I'll drag it out to the subway it is."
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bobsal u1553115
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Mon 9 Mar, 2020 01:13 pm
"Yeah, I have put on some weight after Walt kicked the bucket."
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bobsal u1553115
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Mon 9 Mar, 2020 01:16 pm
"So I says to Roy ******* Disney, I made this studio and you wouldn't dare fire me! Turns he could and he did ... Hey, I'm not keeping you from another table, am I?"