hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2020 12:12 am
@oolongteasup,
You can't have everything - where would you put it?
oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2020 12:15 am
@hingehead,
In my junie and jim bag.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2020 07:47 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
I'm a mouse. Sweep up the scraps from the kitchen and dump them on the table.
coluber2001
 
  3  
Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2020 09:18 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
I'll have the Swiss cheese sandwich. Hold the warfarin.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2020 10:09 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
I'll have a Dirty Martini. Hold the olives. Add a dollop of peanut butter.
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2020 10:37 am
@tsarstepan,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
I'll have a Dirty Martini. Hold the olives. Add a dollop of peanut butter.

And at these prices, you won't be seeing too many more.
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Fri 13 Mar, 2020 06:44 am
@chai2,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
"And save a seat for Harvey Weinstein... We'll be discussing his appeal. Or lack of it."
0 Replies
 
eurocelticyankee
 
  5  
Reply Fri 13 Mar, 2020 07:09 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6160c891685a0008bfd557/master/w_560,c_limit/200316_a23793_671.jpg
Well I'll avoid the chicken curry as i'm sure i **** in it last night.
0 Replies
 
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2020 12:04 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
oolongteasup
 
  2  
Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2020 12:31 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg

Short back and sides, nothing off the crown.
0 Replies
 
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2020 11:22 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
Me and the boys are having a few beers and going duck hunting and I'm wearing that new hat you got me Paa.
0 Replies
 
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2020 11:37 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
His name is Mullet.
cicerone imposter
 
  2  
Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2020 11:48 am
@jespah,
Can you cut around the nest? https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
0 Replies
 
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2020 04:15 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
A mobile messenger pigeon sounds great in theory Dad but .....
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2020 07:58 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
Should I come back when it's not molting season?
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2020 10:46 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
What's the going rate for doubles?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 17 Mar, 2020 07:47 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
No. It's NOT a Gen Z thing.
0 Replies
 
George
 
  1  
Reply Tue 17 Mar, 2020 08:56 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
Pigeon? What pigeon?
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Tue 17 Mar, 2020 01:01 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
Gotten so bad now i can't tell wig from twig anymore.
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Mar, 2020 06:39 am
@George,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e6bfefa25cee1000833da10/master/w_560,c_limit/200323_a23814_702.jpg
"Because I'm not Cyrano de Bergerac."
0 Replies
 
 

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