eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 05:45 am
@izzythepush,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg
I have that ROMAINE you ordered.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 07:56 am
@eurocelticyankee,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg
"Christ, what kind of asshole doesn't wear pants?"
jespah
 
  4  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 07:58 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg
Well, your vet prescribed it, but your human insurance is denying the claim.
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 08:15 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg
"We SENT OUR associate TO VET the prescription."
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 09:34 am
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg
“Yes, it does make you pee like a racehorse!”
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 09:36 am
@Ragman,
[“

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg
“You say your brother is Motore? Who were your parents?”
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 01:50 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg

"Yes there is some small amount of equine hormone in that preparation but only in therapeutic levels ... why do you ask?"

0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  3  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 01:52 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg

"On the plus side, Mr Brown, your wife has been able to give up her medication for depression!"
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 01:54 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg

"You did say you wanted to be hung like a horse."
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 02:26 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg

"Look at the bright side of it, you can clear your front gate by at least a foot and a half!"
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 02:29 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg

"Would it make you feel better if we have someone come to your home every morning to give you a nice currying, a nice bag of oats and an apple?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 03:15 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg
Yes, we can treat your hooves but not your mouth disease, but I can refer you to a psychiatrist.
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 03:36 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg

"Darn it Mr Johnson, you know I can't confirm whether you're in the control group or not!"
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 03:38 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg

"Gosh darnit, Mr Andrews! You know I can't tell you whether its a placebo or not!"
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 03:40 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg

"But the only other side effect is you can't get Caronavirus!"
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2020 08:07 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg
If your erection lasts more than 4 hours call a veterinarian.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2020 01:09 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg

"Your athlete's foot is cured."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2020 07:57 am
@izzythepush,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg
"My comment asking you to hoof it next door was inappropriate, and I apologize for impacting your equine-nimity."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2020 07:58 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg
"I need to know if you have two stomachs or three."
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2020 12:31 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e599f23b9920c00082c1d74/master/w_560,c_limit/200309_a23790_670.jpg

"If your erection lasts more than 4 hours grab a wheelbarrow and get to a phone and call your veterinarian!"
0 Replies
 
 

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