ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 02:00 pm
@jespah,
This weeks efforts have - to me - been exceptionally funny..



edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 02:03 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

Our first offering will be "Polly want a cracker." Next, "I'm a pretty boy." A printed program, with all the words, will be distributed at the door.
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parados
 
  4  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 02:04 pm
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The lawyer said we can't sue Monty Python.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 02:30 pm
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If we really want better recognition of our males, shouldn't we also be asking, 'Does Paully want a cracker?'
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 02:43 pm
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Watchdogs can only bark, but we at Parrot Home Protection can speed dial 911 and report, "Burglar, burglar, burglar."
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Frank Apisa
 
  1  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 03:04 pm
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:

This weeks efforts have - to me - been exceptionally funny..






Amen!

My smile goes from ear to shining ear.
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George
 
  4  
Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2015 05:32 am
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Accounting has a problem with the amount of air travel that's been expensed lately.
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Roberta
 
  2  
Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2015 11:22 am
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One more crack about crackers and the feathers will fly.
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carloslebaron
 
  -1  
Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2015 03:29 pm
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Our proposal of returning back as the keepers of secret words has been denied again... people still have more confidence in online passwords...
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2015 05:05 am
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My name's not Polly, it's Arnold - and I don't want a cracker, I want a blow job.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2015 05:25 am
@hingehead,
How many times a day do you say that?
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George
 
  2  
Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2015 08:21 am
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My name is Polly and I am a cracker-holic.
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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 10:04 am
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jespah
 
  9  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 10:06 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150202_contest-690.jpg
We give you the Wright fare, at the Wright price, brother.
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Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 10:24 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150202_contest-690.jpg

No Sir, the bi-plane reference on the ticket actually means that it has two wings, and has nothing to do with the sexual orientation of the passengers.
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Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 10:27 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150202_contest-690.jpg

No Sir, that actually says Wi-Fly, not wi-fi, basically because the plane is made from wire and fly paper.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 10:30 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150202_contest-690.jpg


Successful landings? Well, let's just say that Flight 326 saw us get to double figures.
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Lordyaswas
 
  5  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 10:32 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150202_contest-690.jpg


Good news Sir. I can upgrade you to a seat next to the Pilot.
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 01:12 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Had a good laugh there mate!
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panzade
 
  2  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 01:18 pm
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000000000000000000000000 I'm terribly sorry. First-class is full
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