tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 01:54 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150202_contest-690.jpg
We do charge extra for bugs that fly into your mouth.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 02:24 pm
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About time you got here! We've delayed the flight 112 years for you!
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 02:26 pm
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Why yes, sir, I think I can guarantee a window seat.
Ragman
 
  4  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 05:01 pm
@hingehead,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150202_contest-690.jpg
"If you think the plane is an antique, wait 'til you see the stewardess!"
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 06:56 am
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We've reintroduced smoking on flights.
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 06:58 am
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The inflight meal is 'bugs in your teeth.'
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 06:59 am
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That's your plane, but this is the wrong desk. Detroit is gate 49.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 07:00 am
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You're doing the safety demonstration.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 07:01 am
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Now you know how they can afford to give away frequent flyer points.
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parados
 
  4  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 10:08 am
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You will be there in plenty of time for your wagon train connection to Milwaukee.
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 11:00 am
@parados,
HAH! Laughing
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 11:47 am
@hingehead,
Excellent!
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Butrflynet
 
  2  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 01:38 pm
@parados,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150202_contest-690.jpg

When they said this airline was powered by rubber bands, they weren't kidding!
Butrflynet
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 05:06 pm
@Butrflynet,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150202_contest-690.jpg

My name is Jackie Paper, of Honnah Lee.
edgarblythe
 
  4  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 05:21 pm
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It's very cheap, if you don't mind a few passes over some corn fields along the way.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 05:23 pm
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The pilot flunked out of nursing home and had to return to work.
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 06:50 pm
@Butrflynet,
Quote:
My name is Jackie Paper, of Honnah Lee.

I got it Ms Folkie!!
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 06:57 pm
@edgarblythe,
Slow but good one.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 07:34 pm
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Here on Anachronism Airways we aim to please.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Jan, 2015 07:35 pm
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We cater for the fearful traveller - we've never made it to the ocean.
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