Lustig Andrei
 
  2  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 11:57 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"So you're all against my proposal? Birds of a feather..."
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hingehead
 
  6  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 12:47 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
First some housekeeping: we have an executive bathroom for a reason.
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 12:52 pm
@hingehead,
You nailed it Very Happy
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DrewDad
 
  5  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 12:54 pm
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
"All in favor of the KFC acquisition, squawk 'aye.'"
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 12:56 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
"Toucan play at that game...."
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firefly
 
  4  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 01:25 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

And, if profits don't improve soon, I'm really going to rattle some cages.
izzythepush
 
  8  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 04:27 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"I'm afraid the pirate shortage shows no signs of improving."
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 05:09 pm
@izzythepush,
A hearty argggh here Laughing
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2015 07:54 pm
@izzythepush,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"Well, can't perch around here chattering all day! All day! Br-r-ack! Gotta fly!"
bobsal u1553115
 
  4  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 06:15 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"My grandfather built this company wanting a cracker, my dad ran it wanting cracker; and by Jove, gentlemen, I take the reins now wanting a cracker."
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George
 
  5  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 07:41 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
On eTrade, nobody knows you're a parrot.
DrewDad
 
  5  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 08:07 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
"After our last sensitivity meeting, our slogan is now 'Polly want a wafer.'"
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 08:13 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
"So let's get busy on figuring out the GOP 2016 nominee...."
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 08:59 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
"Pitch me your movie ideas!"
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 11:31 am
@DrewDad,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

How's the recruiting dept coming along on this severe pirate shortage?
edgarblythe
 
  5  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 11:33 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
We have a minor crisis. What to do for cage paper, once the newspapers all fold.
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chai2
 
  1  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 11:46 am
@chai2,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Pretty Girls devoted perch....I mean pirate.... of many years, Capt Calico Jack....
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firefly
 
  3  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 01:44 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

This board room is more like an echo chamber.
jespah
 
  5  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 01:47 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

The shareholders only voted us in because the canaries were too cheep.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 02:00 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

Market research has confirmed that Polly no longer wants crackers, so we're introducing our new line of Brioche Bites.
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