Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 03:13 pm
@ossobuco,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

Excuse my bad mood this morning. I think I'm a little eggbound.
Lordyaswas
 
  5  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 03:17 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

You're supposed to be the Company Accountants for god's sake. Answering 'pieces of eight, pieces of eight' when I ask for the growth forecast doesn't particularly inspire confidence.

parados
 
  3  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 03:22 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

The new company policy states you can't be seen on the arm of a software pirate.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 03:23 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

OK boys.....naughty parrot joke time.
Ahem......
She was only the zookeepers daughter, but she had a cockatoo.

hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 03:57 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
The glass ceiling isn't the problem ladies; we keep flying into the windows.
ehBeth
 
  3  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 11:11 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-its-the-lords-birthday.png

happy lordyday
glitterbag
 
  2  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 11:39 pm
@ehBeth,
His Lordship is having a birthday today. Hurrah, rip the peasants sleeves off so they can bare arms. Drunk Razz Laughing Cool
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carloslebaron
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 12:49 am
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

...bad news, we still can't have laptops... last beak proof keyboard failed again...
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 03:27 am
@ehBeth,
Oh yeah!
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DrewDad
 
  5  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 08:11 am
@carloslebaron,
carloslebaron wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"Screw the formal presentation; let's just wing it."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 08:12 am
@DrewDad,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
"Anyone who flocks will be reported to HR."
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 08:12 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
"Christ, what a cloaca."
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George
 
  4  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 08:31 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
Let's make Friday "Casual Plumage Day".
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 08:37 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
"Using the word 'cracker' is now an HR violation."
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 10:41 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

It's a jungle out there, which makes it perfect for us.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 10:45 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

Our founders' seed money has grown so much, we're sitting pretty now.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 10:46 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

We're perched to overtake our competition.
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 10:48 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"Let's all crap on the shareholders!"
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 11:36 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
That's not our competition Frank. It's just your reflection.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 11:47 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

I don't care if it ruffles your feathers, I want to hear less squawking and more agreement.
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