ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 10:28 am
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

We must optimize cracker delivery. Polly, I want you in charge.
Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 10:36 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg


OK, out of all of us, just who is a pretty boy then?
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 10:40 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

The one in the middle is Great Uncle Jack. He once shat on The Governor of Jamaica.
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 10:50 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
"We're scheduling a motivational guest speaker to help change corporate attitudes. It's Jimmy Buffet!"
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Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 10:55 am
@Lordyaswas,


http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

What do you mean, sexist? All I did was ask Polly to put the kettle on!
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 10:57 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

And the one on the left is my Great Grandad, One Eyed Jake. Owing to his disfigurement, he always had his portrait done in profile.
Lordyaswas
 
  4  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 10:59 am
@Lordyaswas,


http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

Why do you keep repeating what I just said?
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 11:03 am
@Lordyaswas,


http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

OK, now we vote.
All those in favour say Caw.
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parados
 
  3  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 11:17 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

In honor of our last CEO we are installing bird proof glass in the conference room.
Butrflynet
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 11:28 am
@parados,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

No no no no. He was hen pecked!?!
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Butrflynet
 
  3  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 11:29 am
@parados,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

What pecking order?
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Lustig Andrei
 
  3  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 12:30 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"Now, repeat after me. . ."
Lustig Andrei
 
  2  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 12:33 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

"OK, so somebody called you a 'bird-brain.' How is that an insult?
George
 
  2  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 12:40 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
We've come a long way from the Tiki Room, gentlemen.
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Butrflynet
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 12:41 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

Grandpa Blythe and Uncle George were pigeon-holed into this job.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 02:50 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
He told me to grow a pair. Pair of what?
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 03:00 pm
@edgarblythe,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

My name is Flappy and I'm a crackerholic.
edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 03:02 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg
Motion to start wearing pants. Do I hear a second?
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 03:02 pm
@parados,
clever one.

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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 03:10 pm
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150126_contest-690.jpg

So then Johnny Depp looks me in the eye and says that I'm a much better actor than that damned monkey.

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