DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Jan, 2018 07:45 am
@DrewDad,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
"I'm afraid we're booked until after the State of the Union address."

Alternate: "I'm afraid we're booked up until January 20th, 2021."
0 Replies
 
George
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Jan, 2018 07:47 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
We've gone more upscale since the escalator was installed.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Jan, 2018 07:52 am
@George,

https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
You need at least 1000 Instagram followers to dine here.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Jan, 2018 10:41 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
"We're closed until we get railings installed."
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George
 
  1  
Reply Wed 31 Jan, 2018 08:50 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
The key to happiness is to tamp at 35 pounds.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Wed 31 Jan, 2018 01:44 pm
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
The road to enlightenment leads through a fat wallet.
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Wed 31 Jan, 2018 02:08 pm
@edgarblythe,

https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
"The road to enlightenment might be expedited with some reservations or a fifty!"
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2018 07:48 am
@Ragman,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
"We have an open table one peak over."
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2018 08:12 am
@DrewDad,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
But will the table wait for you?
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George
 
  2  
Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2018 10:40 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
If there were a table open, would I be sitting here?
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2018 10:56 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg

It's a Spiritual Rehab Café.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2018 12:36 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
Validate your own parking.
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2018 08:18 am
@hingehead,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
"What is the sound of one guest waiting?"
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2018 11:20 am
@DrewDad,

https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
I work part time hosting a tourist trap. Do I look like I know the meaning of life?
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2018 01:10 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
"You may call me.... Tim."
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2018 01:14 pm
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
Don't I look like John Lennon?
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George
 
  2  
Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2018 01:38 pm
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
Because coffee is easier to dispense than the truth and people like it better.
ekename
 
  1  
Reply Sat 3 Feb, 2018 07:10 am
@George,
Two for one with everything was Wednesday.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Sat 3 Feb, 2018 08:17 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
I got lonely.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 07:24 am
@edgarblythe,
https://i.imgur.com/mqIF5Bz.jpg
 

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