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Caption The Cartoon Part Deux
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DrewDad
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Tue 30 Jan, 2018 07:45 am
@DrewDad,
"I'm afraid we're booked until after the State of the Union address."
Alternate:
"I'm afraid we're booked up until January 20th, 2021."
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George
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Tue 30 Jan, 2018 07:47 am
We've gone more upscale since the escalator was installed.
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tsarstepan
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Tue 30 Jan, 2018 07:52 am
@George,
You need at least 1000 Instagram followers to dine here.
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DrewDad
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Tue 30 Jan, 2018 10:41 am
@tsarstepan,
"We're closed until we get railings installed."
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George
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Wed 31 Jan, 2018 08:50 am
The key to happiness is to tamp at 35 pounds.
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edgarblythe
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Wed 31 Jan, 2018 01:44 pm
The road to enlightenment leads through a fat wallet.
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Ragman
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Wed 31 Jan, 2018 02:08 pm
@edgarblythe,
"The road to enlightenment might be expedited with some reservations or a fifty!"
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DrewDad
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Thu 1 Feb, 2018 07:48 am
@Ragman,
"We have an open table one peak over."
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tsarstepan
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Thu 1 Feb, 2018 08:12 am
@DrewDad,
But will the table wait for you?
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George
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Thu 1 Feb, 2018 10:40 am
If there were a table open, would I be sitting
here
?
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firefly
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Thu 1 Feb, 2018 10:56 am
It's a Spiritual Rehab Café.
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hingehead
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Fri 2 Feb, 2018 12:36 am
Validate your own parking.
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DrewDad
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Fri 2 Feb, 2018 08:18 am
@hingehead,
"What is the sound of one guest waiting?"
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tsarstepan
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Fri 2 Feb, 2018 11:20 am
@DrewDad,
I work part time hosting a tourist trap. Do I look like I know the meaning of life?
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DrewDad
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Fri 2 Feb, 2018 01:10 pm
@tsarstepan,
"You may call me.... Tim."
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edgarblythe
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Fri 2 Feb, 2018 01:14 pm
Don't I look like John Lennon?
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George
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Fri 2 Feb, 2018 01:38 pm
Because coffee is easier to dispense than the truth and people like it better.
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ekename
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Sat 3 Feb, 2018 07:10 am
@George,
Two for one with everything was Wednesday.
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edgarblythe
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Sat 3 Feb, 2018 08:17 am
I got lonely.
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tsarstepan
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 07:24 am
@edgarblythe,
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