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Caption The Cartoon Part Deux
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edgarblythe
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 08:16 am
Look what you made me do. Hold still.
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DrewDad
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 09:16 am
@edgarblythe,
"There's nothing I can do! The paintbrush adds 10 pounds!"
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edgarblythe
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 10:23 am
I paint what I see. You're lucky Picasso hasn't been born yet.
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edgarblythe
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 11:22 am
You know what? Mastodon steak sounds real good right now.
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edgarblythe
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 11:28 am
Bring in the wife and kids. We'll make a herd of it.
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edgarblythe
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 11:32 am
I'm not good on tusks.
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tsarstepan
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 11:38 am
@edgarblythe,
It's not the size of the tusks that make a mammoth....
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firefly
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 12:46 pm
I'm pretty sure that
is
your good side.
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firefly
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 12:52 pm
Consider it a thumbnail.
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tsarstepan
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Mon 5 Feb, 2018 12:55 pm
@firefly,
Yes. I am the ONLY portrait artist around!
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George
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Tue 6 Feb, 2018 08:19 am
Don't go all diva on me. You're not the only mammoth out there.
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tsarstepan
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Tue 6 Feb, 2018 08:26 am
@George,
My mother warned me, "Mammoths can't be muses."
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firefly
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Tue 6 Feb, 2018 02:30 pm
I'm not diminishing you, I'm immortalizing you.
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hingehead
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Wed 7 Feb, 2018 06:49 pm
@tsarstepan,
You don't want an artist, you want a bloody photographer, mate!
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hingehead
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Wed 7 Feb, 2018 06:50 pm
@tsarstepan,
You were such a cute baby.
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hingehead
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Wed 7 Feb, 2018 06:52 pm
So you're not scared of computer mice?
[editor's note: what
are
those things on the piece of cave in the foreground?]
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thack45
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Wed 7 Feb, 2018 07:16 pm
I don't know what to tell you...
Yes, the fire is hot!
Now can we just do this?
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thack45
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Wed 7 Feb, 2018 07:20 pm
See now it's that look right there.
Quit it!
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thack45
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Wed 7 Feb, 2018 07:30 pm
You do know there's a volcano raging out there, right? But no it's cool... we'll do the painting.
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thack45
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Wed 7 Feb, 2018 07:35 pm
And no it is most certainly not "insane" that I'm yelling at an elephant right now!
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