edgarblythe
 
  4  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 08:16 am
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Look what you made me do. Hold still.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 09:16 am
@edgarblythe,
https://i.imgur.com/mqIF5Bz.jpg
"There's nothing I can do! The paintbrush adds 10 pounds!"
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 10:23 am
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I paint what I see. You're lucky Picasso hasn't been born yet.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 11:22 am
https://i.imgur.com/mqIF5Bz.jpg
You know what? Mastodon steak sounds real good right now.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 11:28 am
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Bring in the wife and kids. We'll make a herd of it.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 11:32 am
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I'm not good on tusks.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 11:38 am
@edgarblythe,

https://i.imgur.com/mqIF5Bz.jpg
It's not the size of the tusks that make a mammoth....
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 12:46 pm
https://i.imgur.com/mqIF5Bz.jpg

I'm pretty sure that is your good side.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 12:52 pm
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Consider it a thumbnail.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2018 12:55 pm
@firefly,
https://i.imgur.com/mqIF5Bz.jpg
Yes. I am the ONLY portrait artist around!
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George
 
  2  
Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2018 08:19 am
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Don't go all diva on me. You're not the only mammoth out there.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2018 08:26 am
@George,
https://i.imgur.com/mqIF5Bz.jpg
My mother warned me, "Mammoths can't be muses."
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2018 02:30 pm
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I'm not diminishing you, I'm immortalizing you.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2018 06:49 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/mqIF5Bz.jpg
You don't want an artist, you want a bloody photographer, mate!
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2018 06:50 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/mqIF5Bz.jpg

You were such a cute baby.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2018 06:52 pm
https://i.imgur.com/mqIF5Bz.jpg

So you're not scared of computer mice?


[editor's note: what are those things on the piece of cave in the foreground?]
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thack45
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2018 07:16 pm
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I don't know what to tell you... Yes, the fire is hot! Now can we just do this?
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thack45
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2018 07:20 pm
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See now it's that look right there. Quit it!
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thack45
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2018 07:30 pm
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You do know there's a volcano raging out there, right? But no it's cool... we'll do the painting.
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thack45
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2018 07:35 pm
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And no it is most certainly not "insane" that I'm yelling at an elephant right now!
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