DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2018 07:55 am
@DrewDad,
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
"Run. Run as fast as you can."
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2018 09:05 am
@DrewDad,
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
Here we have a patient who now has Betty Crocker eyes.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 06:40 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 06:41 am
@tsarstepan,

https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
Jacket and tie are required. No exceptions.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 06:43 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
Globalism.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 06:44 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
I am planning to move to Antarctica.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 07:51 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
Do you have a reservation?
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 07:52 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
You could have taken the elevator and saved all that climbing.
OnTheFritz
 
  2  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 08:01 am
@edgarblythe,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
I'm sorry, we're closed. Come back tomorrow.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 08:07 am
@OnTheFritz,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
Are you interested in franchising opportunities?
0 Replies
 
George
 
  4  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 09:54 am
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
Life has no meaning, hope is an illusion, but our croissants are fresh-baked.
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 10:31 am
@George,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
Sorry. Speed dating is only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 12:03 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
We only take cash, and the ATM is at base camp.
0 Replies
 
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 12:51 pm
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg

It's a private, members-only club, for the most elite and enlightened to remain above it all.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 12:52 pm
@firefly,

https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
We don't accept Discover Card.
0 Replies
 
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 02:00 pm
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg

Sorry, the entrance is on the other side.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jan, 2018 07:29 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27073034_10155469862488869_970509626766078511_n.jpg?oh=1a7b32c74ea3ae40864d8d630f0491c3&oe=5B1F1663
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Jan, 2018 07:07 am
@edgarblythe,
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27073034_10155469862488869_970509626766078511_n.jpg?oh=1a7b32c74ea3ae40864d8d630f0491c3&oe=5B1F1663
One-upmanship is not a spiritual concept
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Jan, 2018 07:42 am
@firefly,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg

"George: Yes, I'm expecting a call for Costanza.
Bruce: Yes, someone call. I say "Cartwright! Cartright!" but no one come and I hang up."

DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Jan, 2018 07:43 am
@DrewDad,
https://i.imgur.com/4JAcSVO.jpg
"You've heard of the Bermuda Triangle? This is nothing like that."
 

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