ossobuco
 
  2  
Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2015 05:20 pm
@edgarblythe,
Bingo
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panzade
 
  2  
Reply Sat 3 Jan, 2015 08:12 am
winners...
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/141201_contest-690.jpg

First Place
"You had me at olé."

Second Place
"What happened to your last partner?"

Third Place
"Remember: at the dip, I gore you."
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edgarblythe
 
  5  
Reply Sat 3 Jan, 2015 08:57 am
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I knew Judah Ben Hur. Judah Ben Hur was a friend of mine. You are no Judah Ben Hur.
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 09:35 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
George
 
  7  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 09:40 am
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Been a while since your last job, I see.
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izzythepush
 
  3  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 10:04 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
"Something sphinx around here."
chai2
 
  5  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 10:51 am
@izzythepush,


http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg

I see you are using a Mr Ozymandias as a reference. Never heard of him.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 02:31 pm
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"Batteries not included"
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 02:32 pm
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You look much younger in these eight by tens.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 02:33 pm
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I see the rhinoplasty was successful.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 02:36 pm
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3. Empty kitty's sandbox...
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 02:39 pm
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Good sit, boy, walkies when I finish the mail.
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firefly
 
  3  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 03:09 pm
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Your resume certainly is puzzling.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 03:12 pm
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Would you be willing to relocate?
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 03:18 pm
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You certainly have a lot of experience doing security work.
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firefly
 
  5  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 03:20 pm
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I don't know, this sounds like a pyramid scam to me.
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 04:44 pm
@firefly,
Largest pyramidal layer cake available in New York City, use by 2558 BCE.
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chai2
 
  5  
Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2015 07:54 pm
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg

Your sexual harassment suit against the Minotaur appears to have merit.
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George
 
  7  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2015 05:28 am
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Interview tip: Do not submit a resume written in hieroglyphics.
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2015 09:12 am
@edgarblythe,
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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