Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@panzade,

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If only I'd learnt to play the drums.

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@panzade,

Didn't you get the memo about 'casual Fridays'?

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@panzade,

You're a black sheep Johnson, we have to let you go.

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@hingehead,

He still angry at you... you took his seat far from the window and now it is getting cold

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That was Finister's seat You don't want to know what he died of.

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It was you who farted. Admit it.

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@OnTheFritz,

So you're the new intern?

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@bobsal u1553115,

The pay is lousy, the work monotonous but there is the travel aspect and it'll look good on your resume.

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@bobsal u1553115,

bobsal wrote:

It's a little early to dress for dinner–three days early.

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@OnTheFritz,

But there will be a light snack tomorrow evening, we're allowed to chew our fingernails for 15 minutes!

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I knew the judge wasn't going to fall for that "we're all Sparticus crap"!

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@hingehead,

So well dressed and well groomed. I must admit I will enjoy watching your impeccably dapper corporate image disintegrate.
I expect the Italian wingtip shoes will go first. Then the cufflinks. One piece at a time....

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@writingnow,

It's Kama. The universe balancing itself out. A galley slave is in your former boardroom right now with the keys to your former Porsche in his hand.

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@writingnow,

Yes, I did throw your razor overboard. Believe you'll thank me. Face reality.

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@writingnow,

I know they say to dress not for your current job, but for the job that you want. So I'm guessing you want to be King Hrothnar's Royal Accountant?

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@Butrflynet,

Please tell me this is just a remake of that 1984 Apple commercial.

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If you do get to dine at the Captain's table, be prepared for a meal of Humble Pie.

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You should never have told them you were once on the Harvard crew team.

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It's a pity you can't take a selfie to post to your Facebook page, it would help to explain your new status.

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So should I go in stocks or bonds?

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