DrewDad
 
  5  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2015 09:22 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
"What has no job in the morning?"
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2015 09:23 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
"I'm no sphinx-ter."
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2015 12:12 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
Sorry, we're outsourcing your job at the end of the month.
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2015 01:37 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
I don't care how long it is to Thaksgiving, I'm the &#%! CEO of Macy's. You don't use my office for %$#&! Storage.
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2015 01:38 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
"So, you were continuously employed as a security guard for 4,546 years, but you have an employment gap here of about three months. I'm afraid that's unacceptable."
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2015 02:07 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg

So, you're a tourist attraction seeking to relocate for personal development?
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2015 02:14 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg

You really want to sue the government of Egypt for royalties owed for use of your image?
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firefly
 
  4  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2015 02:19 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg

Happy birthday, sending you a lawn ornament fit for a king..
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oolongteasup
 
  2  
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 02:14 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg

Cat got your tongue?
Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 02:38 am
@oolongteasup,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg


"Memo from Jim the Janitor : As you can see, the Paperweight that you ordered on ebay has arrived. The crane costs and window re-fitting came to $2500 and will be billed accordingly."

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George
 
  4  
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 05:29 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
That's a lot of tofu.
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 07:31 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
I can't wait to post this in 'The New Cat Room'
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 10:24 am
@George,
Great Giza, that's a good one.
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 10:33 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg

Warning. Never stroke this object, because if it purrs it will put your windows out.
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edgarblythe
 
  4  
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 10:46 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
Doesn't come with a litter box.
Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 10:51 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg

Dear Bank Manager who turned down my business loan last year. I just thought I'd send you this, to prove my matter transfer beam idea was not as daft as you thought it was. Have a nice day.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  5  
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 11:04 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
I ordered sinks. Washroom sinks.
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 12:38 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
"Nice headdress. Did you consider pants?"
George
 
  1  
Reply Thu 8 Jan, 2015 07:00 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
Another IT request to update my workstation.
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Thu 8 Jan, 2015 09:40 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150112_contest-690.jpg
"Marge, can you call maintenance? It sphinx in here."
 

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