I don't care how long it is to Thaksgiving, I'm the &#%! CEO of Macy's. You don't use my office for %$#&! Storage.
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DrewDad
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Tue 6 Jan, 2015 01:38 pm
@tsarstepan,
"So, you were continuously employed as a security guard for 4,546 years, but you have an employment gap here of about three months. I'm afraid that's unacceptable."
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firefly
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Tue 6 Jan, 2015 02:07 pm
So, you're a tourist attraction seeking to relocate for personal development?
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firefly
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Tue 6 Jan, 2015 02:14 pm
You really want to sue the government of Egypt for royalties owed for use of your image?
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firefly
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Tue 6 Jan, 2015 02:19 pm
Happy birthday, sending you a lawn ornament fit for a king..
"Memo from Jim the Janitor : As you can see, the Paperweight that you ordered on ebay has arrived. The crane costs and window re-fitting came to $2500 and will be billed accordingly."
Dear Bank Manager who turned down my business loan last year. I just thought I'd send you this, to prove my matter transfer beam idea was not as daft as you thought it was. Have a nice day.