panzade
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 12:32 am
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FIRST PLACE

"And are the clowns inside you now?"
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SECOND PLACE

"Where do the voices tell you to go?"
Submitted by Robert Keller, Port Deposit, Md.

THIRD PLACE

"You got yourself here. That's a good start."
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 12:35 am
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 04:34 am
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg
There is a tough cure for combo-retentive. It's the TNT cure.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 02:34 pm
@panzade,
http://rs143.pbsrc.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
Don't worry, this is a safe place.
ossobucotemp
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 02:45 pm
@hingehead,
Bingo!
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 05:08 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg

You definitely aren't httting on all cylinders.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 05:12 pm
@panzade,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg
What is that ticking sound I hear?
ossobucotemp
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 05:14 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Good one..
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2016 11:55 am
@panzade,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg
"While I commend your effort to practice safe sex, perhaps it might have been wiser to pick a partner that was not named Houdini!"
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2016 01:21 pm
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You will have to open up for this treatment to work.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 07:02 am
@parados,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg
Just because Al Capone's safe is your father doesn't mean you'll share his meaningless, empty life.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 01:59 pm
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I'm not sure whether to give you an emetic or a suppository.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 07:03 pm
@hingehead,
http://rs143.pbsrc.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
Your heartbeat sounds okay, but you're very cold.
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parados
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 07:21 pm
http://rs143.pbsrc.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
Turn your dial to the right and cough.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 07:39 pm
http://rs143.pbsrc.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
Everybody has a 'combination.' We just have to find yours.
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oolongteasup
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 11:37 pm
@panzade,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg

Yegg neggst.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2016 04:59 pm
http://rs143.pbsrc.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

Sounds like a case of vault pneumonia--aka viral new-money-ya
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2016 05:05 pm
@firefly,
http://rs143.pbsrc.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0293_zpsncntxwwf.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

"Your problem appears to be a combination of symptoms ... and your navel seems abnormally large."
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Blickers
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2016 07:09 am
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All those years of education and training, and now I still have to take this safecracking side gig to pay my malpractice premiums.
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2016 10:51 am
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