FIRST PLACE
"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."
Submitted by Christy Martin, Cullowhee, N.C.
SECOND PLACE
"Sir, you should probably assume your human form for the shareholders' meeting."
Submitted by Daniel Mabe, Los Angeles, Calif.
THIRD PLACE
"Anywhere but Eve's office."
Submitted by Derek Traub, Los Angeles, Calif.